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WhatTheFunk

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  1. I don't know where it is, and I personally never want to see it again. The boy clearly has talent and is showing some application. Shearer must have the balls to reward him for this performance surely. But having said that, his bigger job is to keep his feet on the ground.
  2. Martins and Carroll is our best forward line tbh, and that's NOT a knee jerk. I've been calling out for those two to spearhead our attack for months now. Both can hold it up, and both can fight and finish. Re: Carroll's clearances, there was a point when Duff and Jonas were pissing about with it in our area before Stoke got another chance to put a cross in. He made the block and booted the ball down-field just before the final whistle. To me, that shows someone who understands the situation and understands what needs to be done.
  3. Dear Big Andy Carroll, Thank you for the guts, sweat and intelligence in today's performance. Thank you for the effort and the endeavor. Thank you for that wonderful goal to help us leave that god-forsaken shithole with a point. Thank you for silencing the Potter buckets of cunt! But most of all, thank you for keeping the hope alive. You led by example, you showed great urgency and enthusiasm. You battled for every ball with every ounce of strength, and you showed Shola Ameobi and some of our poncy squad players what it means to get out there and give 100%. You're a promising footballer with certain qualities that could make you a hero for thousands on Tyneside. From here on, the world is your oyster. First however, you need to keep working hard, keep your head down and your feet on the ground. Stay away from irresponsible behavior, clubs, booze, and cunts who pretend to be your mates now that you're getting some game time. Keep at it son, and you'll be our number 9 in no time. Thanks again. Sincerely yours, One relieved motherfucker! WTF?
  4. Can't believe Benjani is actually on the field! How fat does he look??
  5. Kinnear to play in right midfield. fyp by the way
  6. you haven't saw many keepers then.
  7. Also, may I add, and again this is my opinion, but in order for Rooney to become one of the greats, Ronaldo must leave Man United.
  8. The best in the world at what he does. Absolutely phenomenal tbh. Wayne Rooney is not the best in the world at anything, and he never will be. Bullshit. His natural understanding of the game is top rate. Although Messi and Ronaldo are the better players, Rooney can do some things better than them. He has a drive and passion to win that exceeds theirs combined. Add that to the wide array of skills in his arsenal, and a powerful right foot, and you have a lethal combination. IMO he really can be one of the greats.
  9. Tommy Smith reminds me of a gerbil on speed. Detestable football analysis.
  10. The best in the world at what he does. Absolutely phenomenal tbh.
  11. I don't mind Arsenal as a club. Under Wenger it has become an institution for youth football, and the club has contributed to the general entertainment value football wise in the PL. However I must say that the Arsenal players are some of the biggest cunts going in football. Every time I see Fabregas I just wish that a pack of wild pigs would just run onto the pitch and maul his cheating whinging cunt of a face. Quality player that he and many of the Arsenal players are, they are some of the biggest cheating twats I have ever seen play in one single team.
  12. I am sure you & Kaka were saying Al would prefer the BRITISH players. I recall no such thing at all. But I'd be happy to correct myself if you provide evidence. I've always being a backer for shearer to take over at NUFC. OOOPS :-[ I may have got you mixed up with that Nigerian chap!!! OH NOZ!! RACIALIST
  13. I don't think the emphasis is solely on the drinking. Remember, these players can stay home or go round a mate's and still drink. The idea is to keep them from staying out for long hours, risking any kind of bad publicity. Plus, we're in a struggling position. He doesn't want them to give the supporters the impression that they dont give a fuck and are going out partying regardless.
  14. Brilliant. He'll be scarring the bairns for life on Showtime I actually did my casting to anchor that station's football shows. They opted for some random dude with a big head and bigger mullet
  15. I think you'll find that Alan Shearer will not be approaching the game in that manner at all. He'll not worry about Chelsea's game, and will be determined to make them worry about ours. I wouldn't be surprised if we're a goal up within the first few minutes. that was keegan's style of managementt, not neccicarially shearer's. That should be the style of any successful manager! Believe me, we will need to shut up shop at some stage in the remainder of this season. Shearer will have no problem getting them to attack imo, but will he get them to defend when necessary? Again, this will determine how well he does here.
  16. To be fair, we don't know what has been said away from the media really! Everything Shearer is saying that we've heard about in the media has been top class. If we see a difference out there on the pitch then we know he's doing and saying things Kinnear probably didn't
  17. I think you'll find that Alan Shearer will not be approaching the game in that manner at all. He'll not worry about Chelsea's game, and will be determined to make them worry about ours. I wouldn't be surprised if we're a goal up within the first few minutes.
  18. Plus when it comes to potential signings there's a lot more to argue about. He's good no he's shit no he's good etc... with everyone thinking they are experts. I think 99.99% of Toon fans agree on the appointment of Shearer. So it's been mainly web-based wanking over the whole thing rather than arguments or full-on discussions
  19. dude!! this happened like....yesterday!!?? add up all the Shearer related thread pages, and you'll get a better idea of what goes on
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