jimmymag

Even against Lukaku? Much rather have MYM's pace me sell like.

I did say we have many Internationals, how does that tie in with what you're getting at and glass houses, are you on the right forum? Is he on the right fucking planet? Can't be arsed with WUMs at the moment.

How? Let me guess: Throwing darts at pictures of Lambias, Fat Ash and Pardew, or sticking pins in effigies of those three, or perhaps shaking your fist at Fat Ashley in his helicopter? Face facts, we're all totally impotent as far as the current regime goes. The only way to let off steam is to go down the gym and punch something, kick the cat, dog, wife etc, or whinge on forums or with mates down the boozer.

How?

That would be be far too honourable for an East End barrow boy! More chance of him sucking on Di Canio's sadly. Di canio should have dragged him into the centre circle at the end and bummed him in front of the crowd to complete the day. Such entertainment from Pardew would be too much to ask.

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it. And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous. Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward. I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing. Indeed. We're never going to achieve the attractive padding game everyone desires with the current mob, over 50% of the starting XI just aren't up to it technically. Sissoko and Goufrann don't appear to be the most intricate types and we continue to rely on the likes of Tiote and Jonas. Yet the mackems managed it? You and Ronaldo are a hoot. Utterly obsessed with the manager and the wonderful job he's doing under difficult circumstances. Are you permanently p*ssed or what? I've said Pardew needs to go in the summer since January. I just happen to think that a great deal of our players are largely talentless, gutless crap. It needs to be said for the same reasons. Ronaldo a man of contradiction and bullshit, if a great deal of our players are talentless and gutless then why do pardew needs to go? Shouldnt you be applauding him for keeping us up from the bottom of the table? Perhaps because it's hardly an achievement given the strength of the spine which is reasonable at worst? Fucks sake! You really should be supporting the mancs, chelski or citeh because you're expectations are so high we're never going to be able to meet them. Oh, and I recommend Brazil for your national team.

They've already got Allardyce though.

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it. And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous. Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward. I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing. Mate you can get rid of this midfield and bring in a new one for £30m, with a manager that sets them up to play like wax dummies it won't make a jot of difference. I quite agree. Still think two many players get away with too much on here. You consistently question the technical ability of a midfield consisting of any 4 from Cabaye, Marveux, Tiote, Sissoko, Ben Arfa, Jonas and Anita and I'd like you to explain why? I'd argue that our best 4 midfielders are as good as most in the Premiership but you obviously don't. Please enlighten us. Take away the crap, unsuited and mostly injured and you're left with Cabaye, Marveaux and Sissoko. Hope that helps. It would be easy to do a similar hatchet job on Spur's midfield, but they seem to have managed reasonably well this season. You know we have the players to play intricate, intelligent football on the deck. We just need a half decent coach.

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it. And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous. Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward. I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing. Mate you can get rid of this midfield and bring in a new one for £30m, with a manager that sets them up to play like wax dummies it won't make a jot of difference. I quite agree. Still think two many players get away with too much on here. You consistently question the technical ability of a midfield consisting of any 4 from Cabaye, Marveux, Tiote, Sissoko, Ben Arfa, Jonas and Anita and I'd like you to explain why? I'd argue that our best 4 midfielders are as good as most in the Premiership but you obviously don't. Please enlighten us.

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it. And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous. Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward. http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/andy-carroll-v-coventry2.jpg You know it's gonna happen!

Didn't know it was contagious, but I've caught depression off Cabaye watching him the last few games.

Installed a decent set of windows once?

We need one more win, even if Pardew drops dead tomorrow and we are led by Ant and Dec we have enough quality players to get that. We'd be better off with a dead Pardew, but with him still kicking, concentrating the minds of our players on the threats posed by West Brom's and QPR's players, I'm not too sure.

Di Cuntio!

Payback is fucking impossible man! After today, Pardew's debt to us is more than the fucking combined debt of the Eurozone and the USA!

TBF, Pardew will be taking professional advice regarding Benny's fitness. Won't he?

Nail on head. As much as I have more time for Pardew than most, I have to agree this happens far too often. Strangely we manage to be rigid but also all over the shop at the same time. He needs to raise his game next season. WUM. I don't think he is. He's actually that clueless.

We should pin the inevitable montage of clips of Di Canio celebrating at our ground at the top of our board as a reminder of what Pardew has put us through today. Irrespective of what he does here from now on, there should be no way back for him after that.

Spot on. He doesn't think about imposing our play on the opposition because he's a fucking glorified park footballer who could never have imagined having a squad like ours at his disposal. He has no idea how to utilise the technical abilities and athleticism we have in the squad. He's been found out. It's now blindingly obvious to everyone, except the most mental Pardew apologists, that he's way out of his depth. All the more frustrating that we can do fuck all about it.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/8639762/Alan-Pardew-admits-Newcastle-looked-tired-during-derby-defeat-to-Sunderland The Magpies boss told Sky Sports: "It looked like a team that had worked all week on the opposition and were fresh, and the other team looked tired - that was our team. "We were tired and lost our shape a little bit at times and were off the cuff. We were just tired in the mind and in the body. A game like that, you can't be. It took its toll on us this week. Clueless cunt!

Tired from the first minute. utter bollocks. His lies dont work anymore. No fight of desire to take it on today. He gave the players the excuse before the game though. You don't have to be a trained psychologist to know what's likely to happen.

Pardew's Sky interview: "Tired, tired, tired, tired, tired!" Fuck's sake - he said tired 8 times in the first 20 seconds! Unacceptable!

It's their footballing philosophies that are so very different.

I think today's performance increases the chance of the player Pardew covets more than any other, Andy Carroll, returning. He'll use this as leverage with Ashley to get him to pay the transfer money and wages for Carroll. He's the one player that will make Pardew's hoofball philosophy more effective.

One thing we aren't/weren't is "controlled". Clueless more like.