steve_69

£35 million for Carroll £20 million for Henderson £18 for Phil Jones The world has gone mad!!

Van Wolfswinkel

FFS!!

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I assume you mean the Kinesio Tape on his legs? You'd prefer him to not play instead? Exactly what I was thinking. Eh? This fella can only play football if he's got gaffer tape on his legs?! I suggest we look elsewhere then...

I know it's highly unlikely but just imagine if we signed those 3 players. Mega!!

Why? Baines is better than Jose.... Er....no! Baines is a better set piece taker than Jose but that is it. Jose is stronger, quicker and a better all-round defender. And he's younger

Let's just hope they don't watch Goerdie Shore

We're not in the Championship though

Nah, fuck that! Sounds rubbish!

What has been clear from the very start of Ashley's tenure is that he doesn't tell his managers how much they have to spend. Whether that's just him being a cunt or playing his cards close to his chest so we don't get ripped off, who knows?

Can't stop laughing Spitting image of Bubba from Forrest Gump

Er......no

Noel Gallagher, total legend: IT has been a while since NOEL GALLAGHER served up one of his razor-sharp verbal volleys. But GARY NEVILLE is just the kind of comedy character to spark the full force of a Scud missile from the former OASIS hero. Earlier this week Gary took the liberty of quoting Noel's classic track Fade Away on Twitter after Manchester United all but wrapped up the Premier League title. He wrote: "'While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.' Not if you support United!" Like little Gary playing the offside trap, it has gone pear-shaped. Here is Manchester City fanatic Mr N Gallagher's response: "I feel violated. If Mr Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the night, break into his house, tie him to a chair, make him listen to the Best Of Simply d(Red)ful while I pull his tash out one grey hair at a time (with my teeth), liberate those Oasis CDs and s*** in his manbag. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED..." The veteran Reds defender and former England misery-guts - who retired this season - once sent Noel a guitar to sign as a little birthday treat to himself. It came back with the affectionate marker pen message: "Happy Birthday knobhead. MCFC x.

Anyone watch that Alan Sugar documentary about The Premier League last night? Scary stuff! Actually made me think that Ashley is doing exactly what should be done financially, especially in terms of putting a salary cap in place. Don't get me wrong, the guy is still a massive cunt but anyone who watched the programme last night will understand what I mean. If Enrique demands more than we're prepared to offer him then let him go.

It's fucking beige!! Who the fuck plays in beige?

Mate..have go with changing the black to orange and the white to black..Puma are lazy as hell so they might juz do what adidas did with our Championship kits..juz change the colours but same designs.. Top left and bottom right are excellent!

Are you mental? Maybe he's James Perch. It's the only possible explanation

Erm.....?

Some gypo must have put a curse on us a few years back Our injury record for as long as I can remember has been fucking abysmal Next time a stinky old lady comes knocking on the board room door, buy whatever she's selling you set of useless cunts!!

jose not mentioned in that article, looks like he is on his way It's a massive shame but it does look that way. The guy could clearly play at the very highest level so best of luck to him. The thought of him turning out for another Premier League team makes me want to vomit though so fingers crossed he goes abroad somewhere.

Fair enough, my most sincere apologies. However, I still stand by my comment - Robert Snodgrass is not Premier League quality.

This is exactly the type of guff that screams "I don't watch football if it isn't Newcastle playing". Honestly, what an absolute load of tripe. It's the very fact that Snodgrass doesn't rely on pace that makes him more likely to succeed at a higher level. Clearly you haven't watched many Leeds games because if you had you'd see for yourself that he isn't good enough

Although the way some go on, you'd think Taarabt had been playing in the Premier League for five years. I'd love to see us take a punt on Snodgrass. He's still (relatively) young too. I agree on snodgrass, he reminds me of a young beardo. I think you'd all be pretty disappointed if we did sign him. I watch a lot of Leeds games (I live in Leeds and my housemate is a Leeds supporter) and although Snodgrass is decent at Championship level he's not good enough for the step up IMO. He'd just be another bog standard lower half Premier League player. In fact there isn't a single player in the Leeds team that I would like us to sign.

£15m for that clumsy shitsack?!!!! Er.....No!!