Menace

These guys stadium is literally named after a hoover, and we're embarassing for celebrating a cup win

I've yet to see anything from Osula that says he's good enough to be backup to Isak tbh. We've been quite fortunate with injuries this season, we need a backup striker.

Goes to show what a bargain we got Hall for really

Hopefully he gains some momentum, and gets a good loan next season.

He stole a living here for years, must have a cushty life.

Guy Ritchie and Top Boy by the sounds of it. His accent is quite something.

I still have no idea how a Danish lad who spent most of his time growing up in Denmark, then a few years in Yorkshire speaks like a road man? Am I missing something here?

Thank you sir Edward for making me witness something I'd never thought I'd see in my lifetime.

Test

World class?

Walker Peters and Mitchell would be decent on frees. Same with Gomes and David who I imagine have half of Europe after them

Asking Jude Bellingham money for Dibling is crackers

Worst post I've seen this calendar year

I still find it hilarious when he put on a fake french accent and tried to go to Waterstones to convince people he's not a chavvy scumbag

Imagine replacing Isak with this guy. I'd jump off tyne bridge.

I would honestly not be surprised if we surpassed Liverpool in the league within the next year or two.

I'm bored of this already. This summer is going to be absolutely relentless.

Aye a £300M takeover will listen to Steve Bruve on who should replace him.

UK politics

To think this land whale got an £8m pay off..

There's players to be had. If the rumours are true and we were close to signing Khusanov for £30M then I have full faith in Mitchell/Howe to unearth a few gems for a good price. Spending £50-60M on 1 player when there's glaring gaps over the squad isn't wise.

I know its all agent driven, but this guy really is detestable man. I was fuming when Redknapp told the world about Ba having a release clause - this guy does it for every player in the fucking world. Modern football sucks.

He always does but I still find his cartoons entertaining

Must be in the minority here - absolutely detest Kulusevski. Good player but he's a snide little fucker

Absolute state of modern journalism