Menace

Joelinton and Shelvey are on 80 a week ffs.

They clearly are decent signings for a team fighting relegation though

He's decent but very raw. A good manager would make him into a very decent player. Not us though.

The Athletic articles are always far longer than they have to be. Like someone writing their dissertation.

Because he's deluded. "Feeling very confident about this week" "This has completed, just waiting announcement" "Talks going on in the background" Righto pal.

Here comes the "don't give a shit" crowd to tell us they don't give a shit with every passing news

Will score more than Joelinton next year in the Championship.

People are still seriously clutching at straws, it's pretty heartbreaking in all honesty.

Schar probably off/Lejeune needs moving on? Lascelles still isn't fully fit is he

Just waiting for the "My favourite Mexican" joke..

We should've taken a punt.

I'm enjoying this. Everything is burning down slowly and you can just tell relegation is inevitable.

Man U are one injury away from playing Lingard...

Why ?

Cheers mate, dying to know

How surprising.

He is on vacation for God sake. God forbid a reporter actually goes dark when they say they're on vacation. I wish he were more like Edwards; 'busy' when someone challenges him then conveniently returns just in time to gloat about something. Speaking of which.... He really is a little wanker isn't he.

When other journalists were mentioning that this was at a standstill and the decision was gridlocked. Caulkin was once again mentioning that "no red flags" "they're answering questions" I don't understand the praise he gets - Ben Jacobs was bang on through the whole saga but gets no mention at all.

Caulkin got fed nothing but shite anyway, I don't understand why his name still holds weight.

Disqualification?

Root Canal and ties to billionaire consortiums. Is there anything the geordiedentist can't do. Just the 500B that consortium has spent on private jets then. Without upkeep costs ofc. Totally believable

Nah. https://www.esquiresg.com/talking-to-nelson-and-terence-loh-founders-of-the-novena-global-lifecare-about-president-obama-and-the-education-benefit-gala/ He didn't fly over to meet these guys, he had a few meetings booked over there I believe, one of them being https://www.associationofmbas.com/business-schools/events/the-growth-faculty/ This whole "takeover" screams chancers. Look at their social media presence. 100 followers on Instagram with photoshopped images to represent their "brand"

Neesy why you so upset ?

Why didn't we just give matty this guys wages...