Menace

This is way too intense for my blood sugar.

get out.

Better than the takeover news

You can change Twitter handle at any time.

Are the local press really quoting a fucking dentist on Twitter. They don't have a clue

Ashley has just sold Sports Direct HQ for £120M.. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/sports-direct-confirms-120-million-063428943.html

This thread shows how frustrated we are. It's sad tbh, this could potentially be the thing that pushes us to the next level. Knowing our luck it'll fall through and Rafa leaves end of June though.

“INVEST HEAVILY” :pedro: Dude, you're killing me man! You've been posting erection gifs for about 8 hrs straight now

Absolute scenes when he increases the price to £600M and they back off.

Mauro Icardi.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48420387

:lol:

The Bin Zayed Group have now released the following statement exclusively. It reads: "In response to numerous reports in the world media this morning, we would like to comment as follows. "We can confirm the representatives of his Highness Sheikh Khaled Bin Zayed Al Nahyan are in discussions with Mike Ashley and his team about the proposed acquisition of Newcastle United Football Club. "We view it as an honour to have the opportunity to build on the strong support, history and tradition of the club. "We have agreed terms and are working hard to complete the transaction at the earliest opportunity. "Best Regards, Midhat Kidwai, Group Managing Director, Bin Zayed Group." SunSport reported on Sunday night that contracts have been signed and submitted to the Premier League between Ashley and the Dubai-based billionaire.

Fuck off.

This is definitely a troll.

Yes because people being realistic on a football forum instead of losing their minds because of the Dubai twitter journalists saying the equivalent of "it happen" has any impact on a sale of a Premier League football club worth 100s of millions. Us being negative or positive has absolutely zero impact, you are free to take it how you want but i prefer to approach any situation with honesty and realistic expectations. you absolute clean shirt

ffs

You'd think he'd want to sort out Rafa's contract regardless of what happens so he at least has stability.

Rafa's definitely off.

time is moving so slowly ffs

Dude's already changed his avatar to our new imaginery owner ffs

Barton & Bowyer destroying these cunts. Couldn't make it up.

GERLD.

Quality of football is shite, fuck this for a laugh.