Menace

Michael Keane went for £30M. Lascelles is far better than him.

His bird is juicy.

Maybe he's Abel to come back strong and be a decent squad player. I'm disappointed in myself.

Thought it was just me.. feels like a dissertation every single time

Come home lad

Pellegrini gone West ham, 3 year deal.

He doesn't want to sell the club; this is obvious.

Don't even know why people give him attention tbh, he feeds off it

Gayle is a horrible footballer

What the fuck was that.

Mick's like "fucking state of this cunt"

Don't rate him tbh

How this guy made it as a professional footballer at the top level - only his agent knows.

They must be really fucked financially for him to give them away for free.

Santon still shite then

We really need to upgrade Yedlin in the summer, as well as a new CM. Shelvey/Diame combo can't work all season

We've been shit

What a shit match

Feels weird hearing Fulham fans sing Mitro's on fire. This is like watching an ex walking down the road with someone new.

Literally got signed to be a twitter enthusiast.

Isn't he like in a care home now? So was Joe Kinnear, it's where Mike likes to shop. Insomnia. Charlie.

That was only 80% of the club, fwiw. And Liverpool paying a ridiculous overinflated sum doesn’t make a difference to a clubs valuation. Liverpool could come in and buy Gayle for £100m in the summer for all we know. The point I'm trying to make is Southampton have/had more sellable assets than us and yet were still valued at a far cheaper price

How can Southampton sell for 220m inc VVD but this guy wants £400M?