Menace

Any ideas whats happened to this guy? Is he even playing for the reserves?

If we had to sell a purple, I'd rather it was Gordon ahead of Tonali/Isak etc

Next years Minteh then?

See Barca want to sell Vitor Roque - would be absolutely perfect for us. €25M too apparently.

7 goals conceded in 2 games btw. I hope a CB or two are high on the transfer list this summer.

We're going to get loved tenderly on Wednesday.

Calling them lucky when we're approaching March is mental

It really isn't though, he was completely anonymous

Immense. This guy is improving at a rapid rate weekly. Should be England's starting LB too.

It has to be Botman or Burn for the captain imo

At least the rumours can be put to bed cause no one is paying £100M for Bruno.

They have zoomed into Marmoush and Salahs face a good 10 mins. We get it lads, they're facing each other. 'kin hell.

3 points behind 3rd place. Shame we've got Liverpool next. Those 6 points we dropped against Fulham hopefully won't come back to bite us.

It's mental how quickly Hall has surpassed Tino like. Feel like Tino has stagnated this season.

I genuinely chuckled. Gordon was through on goal and he tried to take a man on. Team player apparently

Burn and Schar need to be subs next season.

Only Newcastle can make a 4-1 lead look nervy

He's been pretty bang average most of the season like

Anderson has been immense this half like

We're fast asleep

Miley really is the real deal. So excited to see how far he can go with us.

No Snapchats this weekend then lads? Fucking tossers.

Aina has been getting torn apart

Mate what the fuck is happening

This game really isn't good for my heart Feels like I'm about to faint