Menace

Arda isn't playing, his name is Arda Turan, not Ayhan Arda.

Amr Zaki looks promising tbh, plays similar to Shearer.

Ask him how much he gets paid. If it's anything above £1. Release the fucker.

I will neither cheer or boo his name.

What's happened to N'Zogbia man, he's turned shite.

look on the bright side. Under Allardyce, would wouldnt have the 3

Just got in, how we playing, what about Colo/Jonas

Doesn't make sense to sell him.

I'm a big fan of his, he is utter class. I think we should whack all the money we got from Milner for a bid for him, he's a year older but a far better player, plus his goal record for Wigan is very good, considering it's Wigan.

The match that changes our good start to the season. 2-0 Arsenal.

IM FUCKING DELIGHTED. SPLASH IT ALL OUT ON ANTONIO VALENCIA PLEASE.

Why would they take him when they have Joaquin? Edit: Never mind, I'm an idiot.

Valencia anyone?

Why would Barry come to a shitter team? Some of you are deluded like, he's got his heart set on Liverpool.

Milner out, Joaquin in please.

Sounds like a c*** Could someone please translate that into English for me! He's interested in life. He's 15. Wifey riddim? I guess that's his work place name? He's a good boy, cause he wants to live, bad boys die. He's trying to take football serious, scores 4 goals minimum a game. Oh fuck this, guy is too much of a retard.

Milner... went round a player. Omg.

I seen that.

I'm loving this like.

Why has Enrique been hiding his long pass ability?

I think I know who your lover is

We never win at pens. Watford?

This is gonna knacker our players for Arsenal's match..

Btw people, Nile Ranger's full name: Full name: Dutland Nile Ranger-Custard