Menace

This post made me laugh out loud genuinely

So Wood upfront for the foreseeable, lovely.

Both good signings for them. Jel.

I'd rather Adam P is associated with our fanbase rather than twats like GeordieDentist/Wraith/That other weapon who thought the takeover went through because of him

Even on a free he's been a pretty poor signing tbh

Signed a new contract so will probably cost £30m +

I honestly forget how much dross we still have in our squad

Ashworth at work?

I was there, 4-2 Villa away. Atmosphere was horrific. SBR looked gutted - I'll never forget that game.

Italian Press being a complete joke is one of the reasons Romano has got as big as he has

He's very decent himself

Qatar match thread on 10 pages already - thought these lot were boycotting the WC.

That's about £50k a week, normal going rate?

We'll get about £10m from a team like Sheffield United and it'll be good business for both parties, he's far too slow for our high press.

Cherry picking here but our interviewer on NUFC website sounds about as exciting as paint

He's been decent for a while now, deserved that.

My heart's still pumping.

I think the players would've got a bollocking for Wednesday's viewing, they'll be fired up for this. Toon win.

We have souness type supporters that absolutely hate some of our players for no reason

Wanking material. Got plenty of time for Howe & Humphrey.

18-24 months ago I'd have been seething that he's still staying here. Now - not so much.

They've been stinking the prem up for a while - quite like for them to go down.

I don't think Pope needs a rest tbf

Trippier

Willock was well overdue that. Hopefully he runs into some form. We need a right back for Trippier.