Menace

New consortium have been here less than 72 hours and people are already moaning. Christ.

Lampard is a very underwhelming signing.

That's literally the same room from today's video... and TV

"what the fuck was I thinking"

Remember when Carver told the press Williamson is feigning injury

When Derby outplayed in both games to finish with 12 points for the season

Of course I do, I replied to the chap above who said "who is fonseca" Conte would make us world beaters within 2-3 years

Someone that's not Conte.

There's genuinely 4-5 players that are good enough to play at this level, the rest need binning off.

I genuinely hope people don't forget how much of a twat Edwards has been last few years. Fuck him right off, no clean start. Fuck that.

Fuck me This is mental.

I disliked this bloke more than Pardew. That's quite something.

3-5-2

Quite a difference from Charners

My cock has been rock hard for 3 hours.

We're on the verge of being the richest team in the world and people are mentioning Howe and Potter ffs...

Its incredible you lot haven't got tired of arguing over the same shite, for what 18 months now? Christ almighty.

Joelinton makes this guy look like Inzaghi

Bruce is essentially an arse licker that gets rewarded for avoiding relegation. This suits Ashley to a tee. £4M compensation to get rid of this oaf, no wonder he won't walk.

Martin Hardy, The Times.

Because they're the only ones who will pay his silly asking price?

I'd agree with that. Shows what a manager can do for players, which confuses me even more as the value for them will absolutely tank, which in turn will make Ashley less profit. This makes no sense to me and I've given up trying to work him out.

The prem has never been stronger really. Chelsea's to lose this year for me.

One down, one to go... He's so predictable man

Armstrong will score and Bruce will make a sarky comment about Wur Rafa.