Menace

What's worrying is teams also challenging for Europe are buying DECENT players, without spending a ton. We get some monies, and we spend it on "Smudger" He's slow as fuck, even slower after Riise snapped his leg.

Fuck off and brake a leg you cunt.

I don't think he reads this. Doubt he'd take up your offer.

Is Gudjohnsen definately going Wet Spam?

We should go for Bouazza instead of Smith tbh.

I might actually pray to Jebus that he doesn't sign for us. £6M is crazy.

Smith? BOOM SHACKALAKA

Isn't he crocked again though? Yeah, but there's no way he's signing anyway.

Cahill is a class act, he could be that AMC we've needed for yonks.

Mike Tyson.

Already gone, plus Man Utd can buy him back for the same price if he turns out into a world beater.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/4592438.stm

:|

Smith is fucking wank, last thing we need. Rather that £6M goes on Baines.

Bramble back on a free. Nailed on.

You seem to know quite a bit about Trezeguet, what's his favourite colour?

Fucking hell. Ameobi over Trezeguet, I love our fans sometimes. Juventus F.C. 168 (127) Newcastle United 163 (30) AMEOBI PLEASE!

Better than Pattison. That's no joke neither.

I hope we sign him now to be honest. I print screened a Mackem telling me that Baines would sign 2 days ago.

How could we exactly? We went after them and they rejected us. Tough luck but there's other players.

Sunderland boycott has took place.

I thought Ashley bought in Mort as Director Of Football?

Slivestre and Brown for £14M. :|

He didn't say that. Sounds good Spectrum, I'll probably get eaten by saying this but I'd much rather Sven then Allardyce.