Menace

He's a good footballer, couldn't give a toss what he looks like or gets up to in his personal life.

From ice baths in the bin to Sources have indicated that the plans could include indoor and outdoor pitches, a mini stadium, accommodation options, a media suite, cinema room for presentations and spa-like facilities. It will give the club the platform to develop and retain talent. What a time to be alive

Some of the worst comparisons I've ever seen on this last page like

He's a Howe player - I'd love him here

Based on?

Tino's injury probably more serious than originally thought then

I'm exhausted keeping up, imagine how the players are feeling

The mackems found a keeper for about £10m quid who seems promising and he's young - they are out there. I'd much prefer that then signing a EPL keeper on hefty wages

He's conceded a goal a game which could've been totally avoidable - this isn't the kind of statistics that would make your defence confident. I get nervous when I see him starting. Even if he's available for a discount, his wages are big - so no thanks.

Again, we've not let him recover correctly so there's a reason he keeps picking up repeat injuries. We need cover for both full backs. Even in the summer he was with the U21's so that was annoying.

Disinterested isn't the right word - he's trying too hard to score to please the crowd. Poor today.

Pathetic tonight. I have zero confidence seeing him or Ramsdale playing together.

Botman's fall off needs to be studied like

Our players are going to be knackered

Clear pen

No. Typical Newcastle performance. Go ahead and completely shit themselves. Unable to string 2 passes together, Bournemouth had 2 good chances which they took

That loan still set us back north of about £9M if you count the fee and his wages. Awful.

Botgate has been poor for long before Isak left

He's not even better than Dubravka.

Absolute embarrassment

Fuck off Ramsdale.

Great goal, great assist by Nick.

Please let January be the month Willock is moved on. I've had enough.

He has to do better there

It's been all us but we still look incredibly toothless Tonali has turned into Nicky Butt