Menace

Joao Pedro wouldve been absolutely perfect for us man. Annoying.

Worth a punt definitely

This is a borefest

Ah man let me get some fresh air

This thread:

Worth mentioning Atletico have a 50% sell on - so bit clickbaity.

He's going the Ivan Toney route

I'd still expect us to challenge for top 6, we have the squad to do well and a manager that will work himself to the ground to ensure results are achieved - just irritating seeing our rivals get some great deals over the line whilst we still huff and puff

Leverkusen match is cracking

They'll be the new Southampton eventually

Yeah I ain't doubting Ornstein on this

He's going to be a fucking juggernaut - just wait on it

I'd start rioting.

Competitive footballer is upset and not playing on a weekly basis shocker

Sounds she made sure he was on cloud nine

I doubt Trippier and his mrs are telling people around them they hate each other and their relationship is in the gutter tbf

Christ - tough read. Some people genuinely don't deserve to have/be around kids. Horrible bastard - I hope the best for the little girl.

His mrs must be very social...

My Greek friend sending me laughing emojis basically summed him up - imagine not being able to replace Dubravka in your peak. Grim signing

Hailed by the Portuguese press? What? Benfica fans signed up to that forest forum saying he's a calamity when he signed

Probably shouldn't have stuck his dick elsewhere if the rumours are true then tbf

Turning down that Bayern bid was crackers. We'd be lucky to get £5m for him now. Considering he was our captain, something must have seriously pissed off Howe.

So after the all noise Parish potentially got what he wanted?

Didn't Ashby stink up the place at Swansea? I'd be surprised if he's not loaned out/sold in the near future