Menace

I swear we've been linked with half of Barca's squad according to Spanish press

To think people dont rate him.. He's one of the best RW in the league. Absolutely smoked Guehi there

I can't believe this kid was available for £13m

Just in time for their new striker to make his debut right?

If we wasn't stacked with midfielders I'd love to see him grow into one here..

Onana has slotted into that Villa team a bit too well for me Clive Tyldesley.

Why is Pacca allowed to play?

He'll be a CB for the next 3 at least

Those subs were bang on and much needed - Kelly looked good. Good result.

Quite a lot to digest from that..

Get the fuck in Big Joe

Gordon has been piss poor

I genuinely cannot believe Schar has fell for that hook line and sinker. Poor from him

I can't believe Russell Martin is shagging Lucy Pinder - the scruffy wanker.

7 mins into the new season to moan about the ref. We really are back.

the EPL is the best in the world. Site isn't too great and needs a DOT work though! I hate it when Yanks call it SOCCER.

I've missed the Prem man.

We're basically relegated tonight.

Best poster on here without a doubt

Predictable - lazy from Cairney

2 bad results and the media franzy on ETH will be fantastic

Amongst all the noise - this is very odd to how we usually do transfers. I don't like the amount of attention this whole saga has got. All of our big signings were done relatively quick and with no drama.

How can they expect him to sign when Palace haven't accepted a bid and aren't playing ball? You also stated they wanted him in before the the weekend - last weekend. I'm not having a go neither but you are moving goal posts a little bit here like.

...not if hes on 200 grand a week though