Menace

Howe talks so well doesn't he, incredibly delighted this man always has a cool head and represents us well at the big stage

Exactly. They're clearly wrong by about £300k a week.

I think they'll get something today. Can't be missed how shit Potter is and they've lost Kudus.

Douglas is more fan content than proper journalism

Oh really? Sounds like someone we know

He's done well to get himself another Prem team to be fair.

Christ I forgot they still have Coutinho Edit: Left last summer. I'm also glad we're nowhere near Disasi - he's horrific.

Declined how? They were one point away from making the CL and they've hardly got weaker over the summer

Looks like Humpty Dumpty there

As much as Isak's been an utter twat in this whole situation, I would much prefer for the new CEO/SD to come in, we have a year to assess where we are and shift him on next summer. Imagine we sign a striker and we get it completely wrong - we'd be fucked.

It really isn't that easy though - we sell him and magically every striker becomes 50% more expensive. We're being asked to replace one of the best strikers in the world, not Joe Willock.

He's the Wilson replacement that will be our main starter until that twat sorts out his mood swings.

The internet is the best place for it - you're always welcome to shoot a DM if you need to rant!

Especially at 6am

They would make more money breaking that story than what Liverpool are paying them. The deal is far from done

I suspect it'll just be Wissa and that's us done if Isak doesn't leave

Qpr would be ideal for him, he's family in Watford doesn't he?

We really need to stop posting every tweet on here like. Tavolieri literally means table ffs

I could murder a pint of Guiness right now tbf

I like Keith, he's not as click baity as the others.

Can't believe Targett is on a mill a week but can't afford E45 cream, needs a bigger contract.

Is it not because he's been burgled and his contract for the house is up for renewal?

I just worry if he has an injury hit season we're genuinely stuck with him on a hefty contract for 4-5 years.

I wouldn't turn it down - just goes to show how some people live really.