Menace

A private jet from Newcastle to Brum is mental - I swear a train takes about 2-3 hours tops

This is like a new signing for me.

When has he ever thrown a brand new signing straight in? Knowing Howe it'll be Gordon/Barnes up top for Villa/Liverpool

There's absolutely no chance he features until Howe gets his instructions across to him and has time to assess him.

Out of curiosity what do you make of your window so far and whats the aims for next season Froggert

"Ramsey, to Gordon, to Ramsey - GOAL!" "What a delicious move from the magpies"

They should get the Cal's Own owner to do the next signing

It's mostly down to his injury record. £40m for a player that's missed a lot of football last few years is a lot. I'm surprised we didn't have a look at Gallagher - he's a Howe player through and through.

If someone offered us £40m for Willock we'd piss ourselves. This is poor.

Seems it

Same price we paid for Thiaw for Guehi - well done Parish you played a blinder turning down £60m from Tottenham in January. Clown.

It's probably their best window in a long time to be fair.

Not the Evertion or Huninel sponsor?

I bet Kalimundo ends up being a success for them which is frustrating.

Ramsey has 6 contributions in his last 2 seasons btw

I popped over to Villa talk to have a look - they're not really arsed if they lose him but they seem to suspect its agent driven/hes about to sign a new contract/not renew and he's not got long left on his current deal.

Our club really has Asian fans around the globe discussing our players. We're fucking huge.

Willock

He was a hell of a player a few years ago - injuries have slowed him down and he barely starts games for Villa now. If the price is right, sure - but I'm not completely sold on him to be honest.

Joel Bland did break the Thiaw news tbf to him

How did Isak get involved with this ropey guy I don't get it - its not like he's short of agents that actually act properly.

The club won't have to pay him if he's refusing to play like