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As every day has gone by in the last couple of weeks I've been more and more reassured that my decision to give up my season ticket was the right one....

I havent been to sleep yet and its still shit. You on nights an'all?

Teatowel under his armpit and pull it up back into place. Sorted!

Probably means he's torn the shoulder ligaments too. It's usually the case

This entire thread wasn't necessary. TRon - if you want to have this discussion then please put it in one of the many other appropriate threads already in use. Ta.

Sacked then?

God, I'm getting all nostalgic here

I was as nervous as I ever was when he took a penalty for NUFC

I'd play YOU ahead of Ameobi!

This is just bizarre. "Figo goes past Angus Deayton" I'd still play Shearer ahead of Ameobi too

Is your 'f' key fucked?

I also want to punch the little ferret Wise's face in for sitting in Bobby's seat. Nobody should sit in that seat but Bobby - either now or after the inevitable. Yes I'm being emotional about it. I'm allowed to be cos I'm pregnant

I am absolutely gutted that Sir Bobby has to sit and watch his beloved club go through this when we all know how little time he has left. He doesn't deserve this and it makes me angry.

he took the job...then wise and his cronies were appointed you sh!t talker Enough. Make your points if you must but pack in with the insults. err is this a new rule, cos this stuff goes on thousands of times a day on here, and ive been called a lot worse, and not seen anybody warned. Though, double standards really shouldnt surprise me on this place, "Errr" you know damn well it's not a new rule.

he took the job...then wise and his cronies were appointed you sh!t talker Enough. Make your points if you must but pack in with the insults.

you fool, he gave them the transfer to fullfil thier promises, and they didnt. so he gave them the choice of doing things his way, they didnt accept it, therefore, he has qit now....simple to understand. Get out of bed on the wrong side CP?

That whole paragraph made me giggle actually: "Keegan is prepared to stay at Toon, it's said, but only if (a) he is given control over the club's transfer budget, (b) Dennis Wise is chased away from Newcastle by a man wielding a pointed stick, © Wise is caught by the man wielding a pointed stick, and (d) the man with the pointed stick shoves the pointed stick into one of Wise's buttocks, causing Wise to shout "yaroo!" and never come back up north ever again. However this is unlikely as (a) Ashley quite likes Wise, (b) Ashley is rumoured to be the only man in Newcastle who owns a pointed stick, and © the last time Keegan was let loose with a budget, he spent £50m in 15 months at Manchester City on players like Jon Macken, Michael Tarnat, Trevor Sinclair, Vincente Mattias Vuoso, Steve McManaman, Robbie Fowler, Roger Hunt and Ian St John. That'll be him off, then."

I tend to agree with you. I reckon they'll make an example of him again. Which he fucking deserves actually. on the pitch? arguable in his life, absolutely arguments aside it's only us that'll suffer anyways I'm just tired of him and his antics. He shouldn't be in any job and I think that Keegan and the club should have had a bit of integrity in this particular case and got rid of him as I think that somtimes 'doing the right thing' is more important than "OMG but think of all the money we'll lose11!!!" He doesn't deserve to play for anyone. Waste of space as a human being. Thought this was funny in his Wiki entry though: "Joey Barton grew up in Huyton, a town within the Metropolitan Borough of Knowsley in Merseyside. During childhood, he stood on street corners eating rats to support his blood lust..."

Just been an advert on Metro "Come on everyone! It's time to come along and cheer the lads along against Hull City! Come and see Newcastle United tame the Tigers. Rarrrr! Buy your ticket now from the box office or online!" It was far too cheerful for today's current mood.

Oh and I don't believe for a second that Carragher can even do joined-up writing let alone write a book.

I tend to agree with you. I reckon they'll make an example of him again. Which he fucking deserves actually.

Nope, Barton just beats them unconscious and leaves them in hospital with head trauma. That's so much better than pretending to be all 'gangsta' in a book where he's probably bragging anyway.

Nice to see the spotlight will be on us even more later today! Excellent!

Hmm, this situation is really bringing out the savage side of people

Sorry like but I find these sort of comments disturbing. This isn't the end of Newcastle United. He'll be back by the time we play Blackburn man. There's been some hilariously dramatic and diva-esque behaviour in the last few hours. As a woman it's quite amusing to see that most men have it in them