pedro111

We are doomed, completely doomed. I predict we will win only one of these upcoming 'easy' 3 home games. Gutted tbh.

Whats with everyone on this forum and questioning players weights Deflects attention from their own terrible physiques. Plus, that aint grey hair, its just the lighting. Always had a man crush on Robert, always will.

I have to say that while he still looks bad, he was a million miles better than he has been in recent years.

Well done to Everton, you have to say that, hope they go on to win it now. I wonder how long it'll be (if ever) until we experience something like that again.

Defeat is on the cards for this one, everything points to it. They are due a win against us.

Excuse my ignorance for not reading this mamoth thread but if this kid is the new Pele, then how the fuck did we get him on a free?

I wanna see how good this kid is, get him in the team I say. I cant be arsed going along to watch the reserves or the kids anymore tbh.

Spawny scouse twats.

Id love to bring one of you overseas fans along with me and the lads on the piss on a matchday, particularly an away day. You'd be made more than welcome. -Meet at the pub at 7am for a fry up and a pint while watching the half asleep stripper get her flange out on the pool table. -Onto the bus about 9am ish depending on where we are playing. -Sink numerous cans on said bus and indulge in a sing song and mickey taking. -Take over one of the locals pubs for more drink and singsong. -Rock up to the ground, go mental, (endure the match ) then back onto the bus, laugh at the people who didnt make it back aboard and are thus stranded hundreds of miles from home, then back up to gods country. You'll certainly not regret choosing NUFC then!

NYC: http://image59.webshots.com/159/9/80/54/2882980540050430172aBIhur_ph.jpg Dunno where this one is: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1085/1234221817_79beb27bde.jpg

They are the biggest bunch of cunts going tbh.

Dont mate, cause when the good times come round again you'll be glad you chose NUFC.

Well, he is more than bang on with the 'dysfunctional' bit.

The summer of 2003 is the exact point that the tits started to go up for NUFC.

How about 'the', fits perfect man.

Another great thing about this club was the whole away end 'singing' Local Hero at Cardiff in 2005.

Also, anyone else remember Anfield about 5 years ago or so? We were 2 or 3 down at half time and then Status Quo came on the tannoy and the whole away end was 'Rockin all over the world'. Class!

I loved that f***ing song. You can stop your tears now Dave, the song has been recycled, for Keegan see Shearer. People were singing it in the streets before the Chelsea match.

^^^ That waxwork is fucking abysmal btw!

Ha ha, I didnt realise that! Great stuff!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2006/05/10/shearer2_soton2_300x400.jpg http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41585000/jpg/_41585734_shearer_ston.jpg http://www.jpbutler.com/new-zealand/images/shearer-and-terrified-sheep.jpg What a partnership!: http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2006/05/10/shearer25_400x300_300x400.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rnako1qRyqc/R5OzdZ63VLI/AAAAAAAAAP0/hFsHYX1K2Lk/s400/Kevin%2BKeegan%2B%26%2BAlan%2BShearer.jpg http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061005/244.shearer.harry.100406.jpg http://epl.theoffside.com/files/2008/12/shearer-rovers.jpg http://www.soccerbid.co.uk/listman/listings/images/470_1.jpg http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/3/27/1238151899000/England-Kits-Alan-Shearer-006.jpg http://sgstb.msn.com/i/8B/E21BA98D4EA15DF134FC0F27A4B22.jpg http://bestfootballers.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/1147.jpg http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01378/alan-shearer_1378821i.jpg http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00978/shearer1_978427c.jpg

How mental I went. Oh how mental! What a great day that was when we finally beat Germany!!! I still remember the commentary: "Beckhams free kick..........Its come in towards Michael Owen................SHEARERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" Class.

I must admit that my man crush on Colo is fading..... I still believe he is a good player but I am seeking a new player for my man crush.

Leeds Thats debateable.

In the history of the Premier League has there ever been a club that the whole nation would love to see go down more than us lot this season?