Pokerprince2004

Aston Villa 0-0 Everton Arsenal 2-1 Leicester Brighton 2-1 Newcastle Man City 5-0 Bournemouth Southampton 2-1 Leeds Wolves 1-1 Fulham Brentford 1-2 Man United Notts Forest 0-2 West Ham Chelsea 1-0 Tottenham Liverpool 3-0 Crystal Palace

Premier League: Winners: Man City Runners Up: Tottenham 3rd-6th: Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle ? Relegation: Everton, Bournemouth, Southampton Overachievers: Fulham Underperformers: Aston Villa Top Goal Scorer: Son Break Out Year: Mitrovic count? Season to Forget: England PFA Player of the Year: De Bruyne PFA Young Player of the Year: Foden Manager of the Year: Guardiola First manager to quit/be sacked: Lampard Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 6th Top Goalscorer?: Wilson Season to forget: Wood Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Joelinton Championship Winners:Burnley Runners Up: Watford Play-Offs: West Brom (they'll sack cabbage) Relegation: Rotherham, Blackpool, Reading Fa Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: Derby Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Inter Milan Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Arsenal? Conference League Winner: Dunno who is in it. West Ham? World Cup winner - Brazil

Is that Jenas on comms? That guy is absolutely everywhere! (although if he is replacing 'Macca' then I'll take it)

That list is lifting like Only decent signing out of all that list is Van Dijk

Crystal Palace 0-2 Arsenal Fulham 0-3 Liverpool Bournemouth 1-3 Aston Villa Leeds 1-1 Wolves Newcastle 2-0 Notts Forest Spurs 3-0 Southampton Everton 1-3 Chelsea Leicester 1-0 Brentford Man United 1-1 Brighton West Ham 2-4 Man City I'll nominate Newcastle v Forest for double points

Sunderland hanging on badly here, all Coventry Edit - Quality equaliser, well deserved

Feel like Coventry are starting to dominate possession without creating too much. Can definitely see them coming back. Both look mid table fodder

So does that mean if we'd have won last night they would have accepted it as a trophy? I somehow think not..

Annoys me how we have spunked £25m+ out of our FFP money on someone so bad. Honestly think Gayle could've done the job Wood did last season.

That a new tattoo sleeve for Miggy? Good movement, class pass, shite finish

Hate when our fans celebrate one of our players getting injured (in a friendly too!)

So glad Howe has kept his word and gave Anderson a lot of game time during preseason like he promised. Was 50/50 on whether to watch this or womens semis but that lineup has persuaded me

The last I read was that a decision will be made shortly regarding the charities and we'll be updated soon! (notice this was dated over 2 months ago ?) Lack of communication is pretty shitty in my view saying it is the fans money. When they finally do decide what to do with it Id want proof the whole lot has been given away

If they get Scamacca then they'll have done brilliant to get him. Thought he would've went to someone with champions league football

I've stopped bothering going on RTG the bitterness is absolutely unreal. They cant even bother to have any proper conversation now. Literally anyone who defends us is known as 'sportswashed murdering scum'. Gets extremely tedious and tiresome Didn't realise they bought someone from Tottenham for £10m, I thought they were skint.

I was expecting to close the gap to teams like Arsenal and West Ham this summer but it feels if anything they're pulling further away. Some great signings from both of them. Going to be extremely tough to crack the top 4/6

Fucking lush that like

Daniel Sturridge (City, Liverpool, Chelsea)?

According to Livescore the Sunderland v Rangers match has been stopped for a while, anyone know whats going on? I'm not subscribed to that Premier Sports Channel

Not been on RTG since Sunday night but bored so had a mooch over and there's 76 pages been added! What the fuck has been going on for that much shite to be spewed. No doubt it'll be pages and pages of how we're murdering scum with the odd Exile tweet hoyed in so all his mates can pat him on the back

Darts will never be the same without him, Sid Waddell and Dave Lanning all having died recently. All 3 were brilliant. R. I. P

We've assembled a team of right handsome bastards in Schar, Wilson and Bruno so its a no from me.

Is that stat about Kane never scoring in August still true? Might go for Son instead. Feel like everyone will pick Haaland and he will score a load so will 'have to' pick him just to not lose points. Probably worth getting Wilson in with us having Forest at home

Seems like all the allegations on the player stem from a twitter post from someone this morning saying expect big news on this player later today. Also his age (29) matches the report in the paper. Guess I'll leave it there for now

His name is all over twitter already, Arsenal player but don't want to name him