Pokerprince2004

Always love watching the highlights with BBC Newcastle commentary after the match. Ando's orgasm noise when Bruno scores

My mate is on the board at North Shields was talking to him this morning. He says they'll go into Northern Premier League - East (One below Northern Premier?) with teams like Hebburn and Dunston etc Also excellent day for Gateshead won 6-0 away at Guiseley and Brackley who were 1 point clear before hand only drew 0-0 at Leamington. Gateshead now 1 point clear of Brackley with 5 games to go, exciting!

Know what you mean, absolutely detest Everton, dont think I've ever wanted a team to go down as much as them (apart from Sunderland). Hopefully if it goes last game Everton are away at Arsenal and we can 'be on the beach' against Burnley

Burnley have been the turd that wouldn't flush for years. Glad they're going this time like. That stat before saying this match is only the 2nd time Burnley have had more than 50% possession (other v West Brom in 2017) is mental

Hassenhutel does love the occasional pumping like. Lost 9-0 at home to Leicester and 9-0 at Man Utd. Could it be 9 again??

Urgh I just knew Everton would beat these. Man Utd are fucking awful these days, genuine argument they're midtable standard now. Best I can see is Ronny pinching an equaliser at the death

I saw 'DantheTentman' getting absolute pelters from the other posters on there - His crime being he said people need to grow up and move on from the outrage. Got called the usual mag twat, smells of gravy, etc. Got told to fuck off in his tent

Krafth has looked pretty decent last few months and I no longer sigh when I see his name of the teamsheet anymore

Poor half but we were easily the better team. Wolves were terrible. Reading on here its all doom and gloom. ASM has lost the ball everytime, Joe is turning into his old self, Bruno poor and as bad as anything under Bruce some of the 1st half comments on here

Flags look immense

Had a browse of RTG this morning and they're now producing spreadsheets of all the teams who have played at New Wembley (not league). Absolutely creaming themselves that we're the only Premier League club not to play there and have even made a list of 127 other clubs who have. Sad bastards

Pet Shop Boys - Always on my mind (Another defeat for the SMB to the superior Geordie nation) Also Jimi Hendrix - All along the watchtower

Aye the cover of Kate Bush's Hounds of Love is a fantastic cover version

I reckon Everton will beat Man Utd on Saturday can see them pulling a win out the bag. Burnley have Norwich on Sunday as well so could be twitchy arse time if we lose tomorrow

Disagree. Think Man Utd and Leicester both at home in next 2 games are both definitely winnable. Brentford and Palace at home too very winnable

Chelsea have been lifting at home last few games. Lucky against us, awful against Brentford and now tonight. Hope Madrid take them to the cleaners after listening to Radio 5 last night just assuming it'll be a Chelsea v Man City semi final. So disrespectful towards both Madrid clubs

Thats 2 really soft penalties Everton have got although Lennon did catch his foot so not a howler

The effin and jeffin from some bloke beside the microphone at the Burnley match is ridiculous

Its obviously better for us if Everton win but there is this feeling that wont go away that I want Burnley to fucking smash the Scouse Mackems. Their fans are insufferable and I'd love nothing more for them to cry on TV if they get relegated

Anthony Taylor (Manchester) has been named as the referee for the huge title clash between Manchester City and Liverpool this weekend. Liverpool fans absolutely raging on twitter No way should he be allowed to referee such a huge game. I find it incredible how many times he gets to ref games in Manchester like

A parody Exile1968 account haha I love it. The fat Welsh knacker will be raging at tkhat

Just when I thought we were safe as houses we lose 3 on the trot to keep those niggling doubts going. Think Howe needs to be playing Bruno every game now, enough of pandering to Willock and Shelvey. He is obviously our best midfielder and shouldn't be benched. Regarding Wood I hope he's not leading the line next season. He looks so slow its painful. Would legit prefer Gayle at this point

Louis Van Gaal has announced on Dutch television that he is suffering from aggressive prostate cancer.

Already played Arsenal at Goodison when they spawned a 2-1 win right at the death,its Leicester they still have to play twice. Also got Palace at home amongst them games. The Brentford home game looks a lot harder then it did last week. Man Utd (H) , Palace (H) , Brentford (H), Burnley (A) should be the games they get enough points

Does anyone know if England win their group that they'll play the runner up of group A? Looking at England v Senegal or England v Netherlands in last 16