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Well, Cisse has been shit, but so has Shola!

Kruls motherfucking longballs man. Is he told not to pass AT ALL? fuck sake.

ffs! so predictable.

Really sad we cant establish any attacking play against these cunts. It's doable.

Fantastic suggestion with only one drawback shame it's not like FM :\

Buy a replacement, keep him on the bench for this "worldcup" season.

Norway 2 - 1 Brazil in '98. Still gives me goosebumps. Best moment: Rekdals penalty and the celebrations after the game.

Beardsley. Think he is to blame for my Newcastle love if i think about it.

Going in to the second game of the season with no proper backup defenders, one striker, one proper winger. Lose 0-2/3/4/5

If he's sold, i hope he goes to PSG and becomes a huge success there. Also i would like a statement on our website saying, "Cabaye sold to PSG, and not Arsenal. Because fuck you Wenger. "

Wishful

Has to show us some goals vs West Ham. Can not really blame him yesterday, although he did fuck all.

Expect us to sign no one.

Horrible.

beyond a joke. Fuck off Pardew, Fuck off Kinnear, Fuck off Ashley.

Collins, Amorebieta, M Turner, Vlaar.......cant think of many others Garrido and S.Taylor aswell

Unlimited transfers until 1st round deadline. That doesnt answer him at all Transfers for Gameweek 1 must be confirmed by 17 Aug 11:30. Thanks

Unlimited transfers until 1st round deadline.

200NOK Bet, won me 5500NOK (£25bet, won £590) http://i.imgur.com/xS4gmVM.png Had an unbelivable week, everything seems to hit. Up £900 from last saturday.

Hopefully we can get through without any injuries, and be in good shape for our first homegame. Can't see any points here:\

I think Hazard is nailed on to start. Will Schurrle start? He is awesome, and a steal at 8 if he starts regular!

Really good weekend so far: £33 bet, returned £231 yesterday and £22 bet, returned £145,5 today! 2/2 for once. With me working for Norsk Tipping aswell, adding an extra nice feel http://i.imgur.com/G8wp5Pp.png?1

That is a fantastic finish from Best ! Derby 1 - 1 Blackburn

finally a wellspoken interview. That alone was a relief. Hope he speaks truth, that would keep my mouth shut atleast until january.

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th:Tottenham, Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool. In that order Relegation: Hull, Crystal Palace, Stoke Overachievers: Norwich (Would be really nice for Hughton to have a good season, love the guy) Underperformers: Manchester United Top Goal Scorer: Soldado Break Out Year: Season to Forget: Manchester United PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10 Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Who knows if we give it a go. Final Leaguecup, out early F.A. How will we do in the derby games?: 6points. Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR + Wigan. Not having a go at play-offs. FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Newcastle Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: PSG Europa League winner: Anzhi - Can see spurs having a chance if they decide to go for it. World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? no Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? no, can see us having 8. How will Moyes do at Man United? Shit Will the new goal line technology be a success? Greatest success since the wheel Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, first game at home. Gomis to get one!