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The nerve of the man. Of course he would try to claim something like that, but he's deserved no respect.

Marseille 6-2 Metz Thauvin hat trick and an assist. Metz are bottom though. Edit: 6-3

Batshuayi really is class. Shame he's been used as second choice or just leverage in transfer dealings the last two years. He's be a king up here, obviously.

And his sudden decision to take the decisive free kick with his weaker foot.

If he does play regularly, it will be very interesting to see what sort of output he has. It will finally answer a few questions. In this sort of situation you'd normally say that if he does well he'll be back full of confidence for us next season, but regardless he won't have a future with Rafa I can't imagine.

Pro Evo is one of the Fulham club sponsors. They're also licensed in it.

Having to move further South than Sunderland. He must be completely lost.

Good ridduns

Just got caught by the same shit. Good old N-O setting me straight. Still, hope this happens. Would be good for all involved.

He's the perfect striker for this club in the current state.

Apparently a "worldie" own goal from Phil Jones... Interested in seeing this!

Might be easy to say in hindsight, but why is Joselu taking it? He can barely strike a ball properly.

I was with you all the way until you mentioned Coca-Cola.

He crap as well like? He didn't score, either. Perfect!

That's what 19 million gets you these days I suppose.

Hardly surprising with Sterling involved. But barely worth being annoyed about any more in the game.

They just need to act like this now for a few weeks and the change would be huge. That's how infuriating it is.

Neymar apparently booed for the penalty that was his 4th goal of the night because he didn't leave it for Cavani who would have equalled or beat (not sure which one) Zlatan's goal scoring record for PSG. So the team wins 8-0, star player scores 4, assists 2 and everyone is pissed off. [emoji38]

Bought Four Four Two for the first time in ages. That 90s issue was too tempting.

Harewood was poor, but Xisco's sole contribution was an assist in the 6-0. Maybe because Xisco has a Premier League goal whereas Harewood never played in the Prem for us... Meh, it's barely worth thinking about.

Interesting. I'd imagine the Championship would lose 3rd spot this season because of us.

The ref is even the one who changes direction and cuts in front of him. Insanity

Great to get back into this so quickly. Come on!!!

Well, this seems like the perfect moment to post this:

Kane Ferdinand... a scorer of goals, obviously.