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Love the other tabs in the background too. Nice touch.

That could have been what we were on the night Thatcher died. Beautiful drop at the best of times. And these are the best of times. Fuck off Pardew you lying, smarmy, cowardly stinking piece of shit.

Fuck it, the Macallan's coming out.

Gentlemen, I propose a toast. To Steve Parish, surely the wisest of wise owls, a gentleman and a scholar. Mr Parish, Man of the Year, we salute you.

He can fuck right off. That's got Pardew's name all over it.

Don't give a fuck. It's like holding a ticking bomb - you get rid of it asap and run the fuck away. Who you pass it on to is irrelevant, you just know you're not holding it any more and it's some other poor cunt's problem.

He knows next to nothing tbh He knows that the condensation he licks on a daily basis doesn't taste too fucking good.

A little premature? We'll know in 8 month's time.

oh I don't know Ashley could end up asking for 35m-and I seriously wouldn't put it past him I honestly believe he was close to binning him at a cost to himself. I'm now presuming he realised he'd have to do it eventually due to the sheer incompetence of the man coward so to have a third party offer him money to remove him is a gift horse tbh. It's a no-brainer. You take the cash and breathe a huge sigh of relief. Who he approaches/appoints doesn't even concern me atm.

That's the clincher.

The Pardew pattern is fairly well established tbh. Initial success followed by a sharp decline into oblivion - as long as they bin him after the initial success they'll survive for a year. We're just the daft cunts who forgot to bin him once phase I had ended.

Fucker was zipping by Woodall services at this point in time mate.

He's not amazing but this is getting out of hand. He was very good against Chelsea and against City in the cup. To suggest he's contributed nothing only weakens the argument. 2 games. Class Aye but we've only played half a season so if you extrapolate that over the course of a season then it's 4. And he was free, so essentially we've had 4 cracking performances for no outlay. Mackematics marra.

Daft thing is that I'd be more than willing for us to give Palace £3.5m to fucking take him.

Wonder if this place could beat the "most online" record if Pardew left. What happened on 15/07/2011 btw? Sammy Ameobi scored at Darlington in a pre-season friendly.

"Platinum Monday"

This must have been how Terry Waite must have felt the night before he was told he was being released.

Excellent, Pardew can congratulate himself for picking him if he scores. Or making him the scapegoat if we lose. Cunt can't lose.

He was only bought to be sold, they all are. No point getting attached to any other player now or in the future, they're assets, bought and sold with the sole intention of making money. It wouldn't be as hard to bare if the money generated was invested back into the club to drive it forward but it doesn't. It disappears into the club's bank account so we don't end up like Portsmouth. We only exist to pocket the tv cash plus whatever we raise through peddling our assets on. We're no longer a football club, the club died some years ago.

Not heard a single peep in the media about the shit run we're currently on. Not a single criticism about it, it's almost as if losing 4/5 off the bounce isn't even newsworthy - everyone expects it and absolves him of any blame. It's what Pardew has done throughout his career, it's the norm. Contrast that to the media furore when we actually won some consecutive games. Now that was newsworthy, that was the anomaly, that was the blip and that was news that made people take notice, it was a story. Listen folks, Pardew's won a few games, can you believe that? Not sure where I'm going with this but the inconsistency that good/bad results generate in the press boils my fucking piss.

Aye, but who else could work for Ashley and do better though?

Always plays well in games like these. Apparently.

Another dicking. Lukaku and Naismith to notch.