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The talent is there but it needs a chance. Walcott, Ox, Barkley, Sturridge, Sterling, Lallana, Wilshere, Henderson with Welbeck and Rooney should be the core now.

Barkley's got to start.

Hey baby...

It's been class. Constant hilarity, hell of a lot better than watching Henderson pass it sideways to Gerrard. Just pressed the record button so the last 30 minutes of this have been safely stored for posterity. Whenever i'm feeling shit about something that's gone wrong I'll watch this again and all will be well again.

Combined age of about 70. Jesus Christ.

They may as well get the travel Connect 4 out and just film them playing that. This is fucking ridiculously bad.

It'll be fucking wetter Chiles. Fuck me.

Thunderstorms? no shit. This is majestic stuff.

Hoddle's stood there dripping like a fucked fridge. Keep your arms still you fucking freak.

Car-crash tv. fucking horrific.

Sweepstake. How many more times will we see the Sturridge miss until they start again? I'll go 14

Some guns on the fucker too.

Got, got, got, need, need, got, got...

Still shudder when I realise that game almost a quarter of a century ago.

Still got a problem believing any company could be that crass and ignorant to actually cut an advert into a rainforest tbh. It's staggeringly cuntish.

Aye, I can just picture the gormless little smirk that always breaks across his face when he gives a daft free-kick away for bundling into the opposition CB.

Got at least a dozen that you need Jonny. I'll pm you.

Apparently didn't pull it. Apparently he got kneed or kicked there according to Scolari so nothing serious. Ah right.

Maicon just pulled up with a hammy in injury time too. Didn't look good.

Pardewed before he's even met the manager. Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF! Pat yurr facking laces fru it boy.

Career suicide for the lad.

Sepp's Manila Envelopes

Can sort you out with 4 of those mate. Still need loads myself so you're bound to have some I need.