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Ray Parlour 3-0 Stevie G fully accept this is spiteful as fuck. Don't care.

We could turn this into a little game. Name a player who has more league winners medals than Steven Gerrard. I'll go first - David May 2-0 Stevie G

Mr Gerrard is not a judas twat.

When's the cunt leaving? I'll rephrase: how much longer do I have to put up with the shithouse scouse cunt?

That's as horrific as I thought it may be.

Should be playing 90 minutes every week in League 1.

What time is it? 5 past Courtois!!!11!LOL. Chel5ea!!!LOL

Santon coming back means he can shift Dummett into the CH pool and keep Haidara/Santon going on the left. Janmaat on the right with Anita/Raylor (eventually) on the right. Muddle through to the end of the season then Lascelles comes in over the summer. Happy days with no money spent.

He did one of those (Achilles) 3 years ago. If it's the same one.... We'll just have to go out any buy another French international CB.

Absolutely. Bang on.

Not necessarily his fault, he's not playing shit on purpose, but it's clear as day that he's not even remotely good enough to play in any of the top 2 or 3 divisions. Need to sign a keeper on a short-term deal and get the lad out of the firing line. He's an absolute liability and it's doing his confidence no good at all. I'd love to know what % of shots on target results in a goal. Hang on, actually I don't.

You'd expect the Burnley lads to tire as the game goes on, they've not had a break for a couple of weeks and the can't rest anyone else. Potential to grab a couple of late ones perhaps.

Get in I really wish that it had all been 100% officially confirmed by now but f*** it. Happy new year! All sorted. All loose ends now agreed. AP on way to Villa Park. Will delete shortly. This pleases me greatly.

Not quite sure why anyone is surprised. He'll be exactly the same as Pardew was which is exactly why he shouldn't even be considered for the job at all under any circumstances.

Good stuff, like it.

If you're not part of the solution then you're part of the problem. The mongs that blindly support anything in black and white need a wake-up call.

Always thought he'd make a good manager eventually, not quite sure why. He's been around the block, worked under several manager of varying degrees of competence and should have learned many things, good and bad, from all of them. He's a double blank.

Fucking bring it on! Can't wait to actively support us again, I'll hit the fucking roof when we score.

They burst the bubble. They shook people into realising how shit he was and also burst Pardew's own bubble which has lead to him looking for a new club rather than facing the music once we, inevitably, sunk back to looking like absolute shite. The writing was always on the wall but this lot made people read it, even the thick cunts who can barely read any way. They're fucking heroes, the lot of them.

If you're a Palace fan and you've just read the last 20 pages or so then you've got to have a few reservations about the appointment like. This isn't a bluff or false excitement or bravado, this is the culmination of years of hatred of an individual on both a personal and professional level. He's not only an insufferable wanker but he's an incompetent insufferable wanker and Palace fans are about to find out the hard way. It's delicious.

"Do you want th?" "Yes" Done. 5 seconds.

Love the other tabs in the background too. Nice touch.

That could have been what we were on the night Thatcher died. Beautiful drop at the best of times. And these are the best of times. Fuck off Pardew you lying, smarmy, cowardly stinking piece of shit.