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Bang on, HF.

I like how his shit grasp of the English language just makes it sound like he's ran out of milk

Has Pardew ruled himself out of the running to replace him yet?

Moyes is lightyears ahead of Pardew imo. Don't think he would ever take the job but I'd be delighted if he did.

Point taken, you know what I mean though. It's still my team getting a fucking pounding at the end of the day. Aye we all want shot of the useless cunt but it's still Newcastle getting ground into the dirt on the park in the process.

The worry is the prospect of Arsenal looking at the fixture as a 4 point game. Not only will they get the 3 points from the win but a good 6 or 7 goal spanking will be worth another point to them as regards GD which is fairly tight for 4th place. Arsenal will go for it and they'll score as many as they want. The lack of resistance once we fall behind is well-known and if they're on their game there will be a record breaking defeat on the cards.

and it's LIIIIIVVVVEEEEE.....

2 in 2 mins for Barca. Turned it round completely.

Quinn. Always difficult to watch a game on mute.

'play' isn't quite the right word. It suggests some type of contest. 'appear against' is better.

Can't be arsed to work it out. How's this? If Arsenal finish 5th then the last EL place goes to the league rather than the cup runner up.

Liverpool will rip Norwich apart today.

Shall I just change it to 6?

It's only 5 defeats off the bounce and 12 defeats in 17. They're mid-table, who gives a fuck? 13 points since Boxing Day, worst in the league, scored 10 and conceded 31. They're comfortable in mid-table why even bother to do a bit of research and look at what's actually happening? It's fucking disgusting.

Hope Amazon have ordered plenty of copies to cope with the rush like.

For about 2 or 3 minutes* it was like an U-13 game. The period where Shola fell flat on his arsehole, just wild hacking and punting of the ball back and forth, ridiculously shite. *insert obvious joke here.

Taking 4 points from City (A) and Chelsea (A) in the space of 4 days is impressive and had given them a massive chance of staying up. They're not out of the woods yet but they've given themselves a chance. Not a chance we could have repeated their performances/results over the last few days.

Scrubbing the fucking bogs out.

Oh, Robson Green was in the Gallowgate today, mixing with the proles.

The fifth official.

As soon as Swansea won the corner in the 47th minute there were audible, ominous groans - every fucker knew exactly what was about to happen. 10 seconds later Bony nods it it. We're so fucking weak, mentally and physically. Bar a little 15 minute spell Swansea always looked the more likely to get the 3rd goal. We deserved exactly what we got, Swansea wanted it more and even a goal head-start wasn't enough for us. We're fucking repugnant to watch and support.

Bottom of the league stuff since Boxing Day. Ranked 20th out of 20 in our last 17 games, pretty much half a season's worth of games and no-one has done worse than us. It's not a blip, or a dip in form, it's a sustained malaise which has reappeared after last year's relegation scare. It's disgraceful.

Result that assures Liverpool of the title AND gives them a serious chance of staying up. Fuck me, man.