midds

Three points on Saturday means nothing. The chronic mismanagement has been going on for months and months now and spawning a win against Hull won't magically make everything ok again. He can't turn this around, he can't rectify this, he can cling on for a few more weeks with a win but the die is fucking cast, man. This has run it's course and it's time to accept it, sack the wanker and move on. Lance the boil ffs. Hope Saturday is an unqualified success for this lot.

Wait, what?! Bloke in white jersey won it eventually.

No, that was Graeme Cansdale, the guy who went and took his brick back. Wraith was the vicar pronouncing the death of St Ja... err Willy Wonka. Keep up midds. That's him. Just too many cretins to keep a check on.

Hang on, this isn't the cunt who rolled out of the coffin like Willy Wonka is it? Fuck no, it's not him is it?

Desperate to get a glimpse of the spotlight the pair of them. They simply can't comprehend the concept of anonymity as it runs counter to the way these egotistical pricks think. It's an alien concept. They need to realise that some people want to put the interests of the club first, staying in the background, rather than getting their ugly, gormless dials 'on the tele'. Someone needs to tell them it's not all about them as soon as possible. Arseholes.

Aye, watch what you're doing lads. Don't want to start losing regularly our slipping down the table.

Didn't he have to be though? As have in, you've got no good reason to leave him out so he has to be registered if there's space? Or have I imagined that? Had a good reason... Well yeah, I know, I'm just trying to join the dots tbh mate.

Didn't he have to be though? As have in, you've got no good reason to leave him out so he has to be registered if there's space? Or have I imagined that?

When you think about how Barca handles the Abidal stuff and contrast it to this.... Urggghh. What a horrible set of cunts we've got at this club. Vermin.

So he had the op, returned to the UK and Pardew told him to go back to Argentina? I'm not missing anything there, am I? The bloke fights off testicular cancer (2+2=4) and he gets fucked off by Pardew and the club? That's probably the most callous, spiteful thing he's ever done. That's number 1, he's shit on loads of people but that's the absolute worst. He's scum. 100% utter, weapons-grade scum.

Putting on a brave face for the camera. Poor cunt.

Never ever have a go at the manager as I might have to work with him in the very near future. I also may be a manager in the future and I don't want anyone pointing the figure so I won't do it myself. It's as cowardly as the shit Pardew gets up to.

If you wants call the journalist french in uk (twitter) juliens laurens or ginola in canal+ agent of ben arfa is friend with canal+ commentator The commentator says the clause of hba is amazing pardew is affraid he stay :snod:and he says YES for this

Barely kicked a ball in anger for 18 months. It's absolutely disgraceful the way some people have been treated by this regime. Career's have been stunted and/or ruined by the incompetence of this manager. He's poison.

Just the bloke who has to confiscate his car keys at the end of the night.

http://i.imgur.com/lj1myHp.jpg The fuck do you put into google to get that ffs?

That's us practising throw-in's for a couple of hours tomorrow morning.

In other words you want them to win. A confident team going at our shower of shite at the back equals only one thing. Yeah, if they're flying and get an early goal then it sets up the rest of the game for them.

Not sure if I want Hull to win tonight or not. If they win tonight they'll travel up here full of confidence, if they lose then they'll be desperate for a result but may be a bit more cagey.

Quinn.

Mentioned this before in as much as if there was no manager at all, no-one making decisions and the squad made all of the decisions as a collective that the results would improve. It would be a farcical situation and I'd never want it but it would still be better than what we've got now.

Alan Pardew A woeful afternoon against his former side, during and after which it felt as if the only possible conclusion was a P45 slid slowly across a boardroom table. It may feel like a blessed relief, such has been the tortuous run Alan Pardew has endured. "Alan Pardew, it's never your fault," was the audible chant from the away fans who had made the 665-mile round trip, whilst the singing of "sacked in the morning" from both sets of supporters must be one of the most evident indications that a managerial departure is forthcoming. A supporter having to be held back by stewards, clearly intent on reaching the manager, is another unsavoury signal. The 4-0 loss on Saturday was utterly shambolic. A Tim Krul clearance following a weak Fabricio Coloccini backpass struck Shane Long and went just wide of goal - the tone of the afternoon had been set within the first 20 seconds. A central defensive pairing that has been together longer than any other in the Premier League looked devoid of communication or concentration, whilst the rest of the side demonstrated the hangdog mood that appears to have affected all concerned with the club. It couldn't come as any real surprise to Pardew if that were to be the end. They sit bottom of the table, have suffered their worst start to a season since 2005, have taken five points from their previous 12 games and have lost 16 of their last 24 (taking 18 points) in a run stretching back to December 2013. Furthermore, supporters have also been forced to watch something approaching total dross. In those aforementioned 24 matches, Newcastle have failed to score in 16 of those, an almost impressive commitment to remaining goal shy. Less than a fortnight ago I described how Newcastle fans had already run out of patience - 'Eat. Sleep. Pardew Out. Repeat' was one popular message following the defeat at St Mary's. One third of their diaries might soon suddenly become free. http://www.football365.com/winners-losers/9471269/Costa-And-Fabregas-Top-The-Winners.

If Ashley isn't going to do the deed then it's solely up to the fans now. He's too greedy to resign, too arrogant to accept he's doing a shit job which leaves the fans to get it done. Every single person who goes on Saturday has the duty to give the bloke absolute hell from the very first minute. Non stop abuse, vitriol and bile. Give him as much sick as it's humanly possible to do so. Chase him into the dugout and make sure he stays there. If Carver gets up instead give that fat prick exactly the same. Fucking torture the wankers. Maximum volume, maximum abuse.

Rob Shepherd is the bloke who bites people's faces.

We are beyond s*** though mate. Although pardew has form with last minute winners Either way we are just delaying the inevitable. We are but Hull like Palace are a team that is more than happy with a point away from home. They'll likely sit back rather than press high and go for the juggler like a lot of other teams would. I think they'll go for it. Bruce isn't stupid, he knows an early goal creates mayhem and we're short on confidence. I think they'll start quick and put as much pressure on us as possible. Start at 100mph and force an error or 7 high up the park. It's what I would do. If they get a couple of early goals Pardew may need some security as things will turn ugly. I'm waiting for the back to basics comments throughout the week BTW. Working on shape etc We've conceded 7 in the last 2 games and the back 4 look incredibly fragile. The manager is under huge pressure and the crowd are like a bubbling pot, ready to boil over at any point. Can't imagine anything other than high tempo, full-court press stuff from Hull from the very first minute. Why would you possibly be cautious and give the under-pressure team time and space to build a bit of confidence and get a foothold in the game?