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Signed for the wrong reasons. Contributes fuck all in either third of the park. Gets a game because he doesn't complain and happens to be from Newcastle. Cost nothing and that's exactly what he's giving at the minute. Nothing.

Need to lose again. Don't like it, not comfortable with it, hate doing it but getting shot of Pardew is the main priority.

Cunt's in a parallel universe. Proper head-in-the-sand stuff, refusing to accept the problems are very clear and obvious.

Prefer the poise and guile of Williamson.

Not even mentioned in the song. Minus 50 Smith's points.

It's almost as if they've watched the Coventry fans at Arsenal and just copied them. Original as fuck imo.

I think Burnley are the one guaranteed place. They've scored one goal all season, cups included. Their forwards are Marvin Sordell & Ashley Barnes. Togetherness or no, they're gone. The other two relegation spots are anybody's, within reason. Aye, I think they'll go but I'm not convinced we, under this fucking clownshoe cunt, could finish above them. The rot's well and truly set in and it'll take months, maybe years, to get things back to what they 'should' be imo.

Last season Sunderland had 13 points on the board on Boxing Day and needed a miracle to stay up. I honestly can't see where the next win is coming from, we'll grind a few draws out but actually beating someone seems highly unlikely atm. The fixtures after Burnley at the start of December are automatic losses so unless we can win 4 of the next 6 or something daft like that then we'll be in a worse position than the mackems were last year.

Even at this early stage it's hard to pick out the 3 teams we need to finish above. Burnley look technically poor but at least they're a unit and the graft will see them pick up a few points at home. That said if we had Burnley at the weekend I'd expect to lose. QPR don't look great but could spend in January, Leicester look fairly good and have a goalscorer, Palace have already had a few decent results too. Sunderland look poor but they'll take 6 points from us yet again this season, WBA started poorly but have won 3 in a row and we're already playing catch-up. It's looking really, really ominous for us and I don't understand why he's still here. Three points out of 18 and we've only played one of the top teams in City. You can write off Arsenal x2, Man U x2, Chelsea x2, Liverpool x2, Everton x2, Spurs x2 as well as City x1. That leaves another 20 other games to get another 37 points just to stay up. We're fucked. Proper fucked.

Bring on the bumming. Let it be painful and let it be deep.

All fart and no shite. Looks lightweight and just fucking flimsy in general. He's contributing fuck all.

If he was that's quite sad really. Stop doing it to yourself, just negotiate a payoff and go. hate the fucking guy, but looking at that gif he really has to walk for the sake of his own health (mental and physical). lifting these (gutless) players in this state is impossible. let your ego go pards, your never gonna turn it round. show some humility and get out. do it for your family at least. Fuck off, hope the bus runs the cunt over tonight.

Just bin the cunt ffs. He's fucking done. Talking absolute pigshit.

Need more frust.

Hope he sacks him in the dressing room in front of the players. The more humiliating the better.

and that may just be that....

There's the excuse. "Jack just couldn't wrap his foot around it and get us a point. We was unlucky".

New escape goat.

Just blow for full time ref man ffs. This is just visual Aids.

He can't have said that. Surely. Mindboggling. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-mike-ashley-wants-6889720 Course he did. Just did a quick search for 'front-foot football' and that gem popped up.

“He is very much aware. The one thing Mike likes in his teams is them to be on the front foot and trying to win the game. “I don’t think he likes tactics where teams set out to defend deep and look to nick something, it’s not the way he is. It’s not his style and it’s certainly not my style. “We have talked about that, so that bodes well."

Post and a pen, fuck me we should be dead and buried.

Fancy a Pardew special. Stoke goal within 10 minutes of the restart.

That's a pen like. No doubt at all.