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Robert Speed Lee Ginola Bit harsh on Solano but that midfield would be rather special.

The only bloke who walks quicker than he runs and jumps lower than he stands. He's fucking useless tbh.

Considering the Carroll affair I wouldn't be surprised to see him sign a new contract irrespective of whether he goes this summer. I know we're run by cunts but I'm fairly confident he'll be offered a decent deal to stay on. If he wants to stay then he'll sign - if only to tread water for a year to see how things pan out. Could work out best for all parties if he signed.

If he wants to stay he'll sign another contract. If he wants to go, which is entirely his prerogative, then he'll go this summer. Ball's in his court.

Anyone but Cardiff. For the reasons Tooj gave earlier.

Someone tell him to go and fucking hang himself. Odious little wankstain.

Would like to see Norwich go up. Got an old mate from Uni who was Norwich daft so he'll be chuffed to bits.

Why not just swap the red for white, you mentalist?

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?

His form has dipped noticeably in the last couple of months like. I also think he'll be sold to the highest bidder this summer. Wonder if he hands in a transfer request?

Liverpool strolled it. They had several gears they could have shifted through had they needed to. We had the bonnet up and were scratching our bollocks staring blankly at the engine

If brains were shit, Motson wouldn't have a sniff. Put the useless cunt out of his misery.

Agree on the encrochment. Those 2 corners in the first half were a joke Thought 'Meresh' timed his run quite well. When Barton's foot made contact with the ball he was about 9 yards away but because he was running into the path of the ball it made it look like he was far closer. Good tactic tbh. 9 yards ain't 10 though is it? Should have been pulled up on the 2nd one Virtually impossible for the ref to see that though. There's no line on the park and he's got to keep an eye on what's happening in the box too. And it's in front of the Kop. Did you really expect him to book him?

Agree on the encrochment. Those 2 corners in the first half were a joke Thought 'Meresh' timed his run quite well. When Barton's foot made contact with the ball he was about 9 yards away but because he was running into the path of the ball it made it look like he was far closer. Good tactic tbh.

Carroll + Suarez = Torres + Babel They spent fucking buttons. They just managed to move their problem players on and replaced them with quality. The Holy Grail of football management.

Narrow win. Probably 2-1 with Nolan scoring.

Got exactly what I thought we'd get - fuck all. Didn't learn anything that we didn't already know. No injuries (i think) and it's out of the way now, fuck it.

The only player who's had a run at the defenders is Jonas. Be tempted to get Ferguson on at LW, kill Lovenkrands and move Jonas behind Shola. Got absolutely nothing to lose.

The carrier bag is more likely to score than Lovenkrands tbf. Awful player.

Got to score when you're on top. We've got zero cutting edge at all.

Incedental I know but Xavi is close to, if not already better, than Zidane.

But it's so debatable that he still has the talent to make it such a bargain. Is he the only attacking midfielder on the market this summer? That's if we even really require one. I just think it'd be so typical for us to blow a significant part of our budget on a past-it crock. We've been given plenty of warnings over the past four months that it's not a deal worth bothering with. That's all fair enough tbh. It's a gamble either way. Take a chance and sign him hoping he rediscovers his form or pass up the chance and see him doing the business for another team and looking like the quality player he was 3 years ago. Not sure how it will pan out.

Blatter wants parity and consistency. So if cameras are going to to be put into the posts of Premier League games then they need to go into every goalpost in every game in every league in every country. It's a romantic philosophy that each game of football is unique and cherished and the rules are consistent regardless of ability. Kids in the park use the same set of rules as the pros in the Premier League. It's a nice idea but he's out of touch.

If he signed he'd be one of our most talented players. Not sure he'd get a dozen goals from midfield like Nolan has but he'd create more imo. (Still not sure I'd sign him but it's certainly worth a pop). Cheap, talented players don't fall into your lap very often...

Goal or not that's fucking dreadful keeping. And again. Dogshit keeper.