midds

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Cascarino The last part of his Wiki page explains his goal ratio,if it is true of course. It's only cheating if you get caught. Correctamundo,we'd have twigged it though Middsy. I could forgive Cascarino just about anything after his heroics in 1987 tbh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Cascarino The last part of his Wiki page explains his goal ratio,if it is true of course. It's only cheating if you get caught.

Cascarino also dyed his hair and lied about his age when he met the Marseille president to get his move. Scored 61 in 84 for them so it worked out quite well in the end.

Can't believe the amount of people getting their knickers in a twist over plastic trumpets.

It's football on a different continent, get over it folks. They can do whatever they like it's their tournament.

The krauts are looking rather tasty. Didn't think they were this good.

He should have buried his chance like. No excuses, he needs to be finishing those 99% of the time. I'm not a great Heskey fan but I can see way Capello picks him. Can see him switching to a 4-4-1-1 with Gerrard playing off Rooney once Barry is fit.

Thought Heskey did quite well in the first half tbh. Made the goal and caused a few problems for the US defence. Agree about Cole though. I'd have started him, if fit obviously, and certainly wouldn't have brought SWP on at all.

Aye, Harper is the only footballer who has ever fallen over during a game. Was only saying like, Harper's not exactly infallible.

Should have won that. Never mind, onwards and upwards and move on to Algeria. Not the end of the world.

The pressure's building. Late Rooney winner anyone?

Looks like Capello's kicked a few arses.

Aye, Alonso knocked one in from 65 yards....

Nah.

Really hope none of these clueless twats blame the new ball.

That's fucking ridiculous.

Jesus fucking christ.

Milner's looked poor tbf. Just wish it was Johnson coming on rather than SWP.

That's why you're playing for Hull. Should have smashed the net.

They need to pay for their HD somehow, cut them some slack...

Get in! Nice play from Heskey too.

C'mon England. Tight 2-1 win.

The pair of them at West ham talk so much shite it's unbelievable. Amongst others they're 2 of the biggest gobshites in English football. Keeps their names in the papers though...

The Uruguayan number 18 looks canny.