David Icke - Son of God

Desperate f***ers. I am embarassed that i have went to that college part-time for the last four years... It's not just that college. There are quite a few postered up offering free tickets.

Boro on Boxing Day, 01/02 season.

You're not fooling anyone Ronaldo.

http://www.rokerreport.com/2011/8/17/2366111/captains-blog-why-sunderland-afc-will-always-have-the-last-laugh-over Gets better with every read

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"he has described your town as a s--thole with fat ugly women" Not too disimilar to what Bendtner was saying when mortal a few weeks ago

Normally goes missing after a defeat doesn't he? I remember him giving it the big one before the derby but didn't have balls to show his face after the game. Is that when he got drunk and upset Sewelly?

They are abject at the minute. They look like a side who have signed a bunch of has beens and never beens. Bendtner's workrate was Sholaesque and Sessegnon's inability to find the target is becoming hilarious to watch.

Many of them genuinely seem to believe that they've got a squad that should be challenging for honours, despite the fact it's largely made up of players who have more relegations on their CV than they do medals.

I'm so fucking glad we didn't sign N'Zogbia

There's criticising a player, and then there's shit like this...

Shola may not be the best player in the squad but some of the abuse he gets is pathetic, especially from some of our so called "fans".

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It's about 7 minutes by car if Niall's driving and he's been at the duty free all flight.

They've got one hell of a chip on their shoulder about that, haven't they? It's fucking hilarious when they try to paint us as villainous bastards intent on driving Gateshead out of business so we could steal their fans and breaking the unspoken but sacrosanct rule that North East clubs voted to keep other North East clubs in the Football League when the reality is we voted for the other North East club who were up for reelection and also owed us a substantial sum of cash which we wouldn't have gotten had they not stayed in the FL How dare we look after our own future while being decent neighbours.

I've just remembered I spied Danny Guthrie after the Villa match walking out of the ground, bag in hand chatting to an old couple. Scared the shite out of him when I banged on the coach window

So I assume we'll be lining up something like... -----------------------The Dilsh Simmo - Copyright Colo - Perch - Fergie --------------------Abeid - Guthrie ----------------Gosling - HBA - Marv ----------------------------Loven

He got injured against Scunthorpe and you are.

20's gay lol tb xxx It's great to see Coloccini copyrighting his name too.

Stadium announcer.....Goal scorer no 23 Shola Ameobi, sponsored by sports direct where you're guaranteed savings of upto 50% any day of the year of made prices........ It will be as bad as hearing Richard keys on Talk sport flogging cement. Euphamism, surely?

You obviously didn't listen to the game against Columbus Crew in pre-season. The best audio experience of my life.

I know a Sunderland fan who hates Mackems and the town - says he can't get out of the place quick enough when a game is over. (He lives in Northumberland). He can't explain how he has ended up supporting them. That's not unusual. There's a real dislike of what they call the "townies" amongst fans from outside the city centre.

The term turboshit was invented for him.

I should point out that I "sit" in the back row. Sorry you should have said that your seat was exempt from club rules Not the seat, just me. Being one of the former L7 sewpa fans I expect special treatment.

I should point out that I "sit" in the back row.