David Icke - Son of God

That's so funny. LULZ!!!11!1!

Confirmed. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110609/don't-mess-with-the-yohan_2281671_2374042

When was the last time we held a fucking press conference for a signing anyway?

Jose will go to Arsenal.

Would it helped if I spooned you, hun?

Very fake. It's been online for one day

Thanks to Liverpool deciding to spend the GDP of a small nation of average footballers this transfer window is quickly becoming one of the most entertaining I can remember

Enrique's brother/agent is quoted in the Spanish press as saying they've heard bot all from either Liverpool or Barca, so I imagine it's the former.

The Times are saying Liverpool have made a £5 million bid for Gael Clichy.

He's taken it up. Fair play to him, he must have cash to burn. It's a shame I didn't call him out and ask him to put his mortgage on the Bentley deal he insisted was done and dusted in January.

Someone is offering to bet cwarr07 £100 that Gervinho wont sign for Newcastle. Lets see if Walter Mitty takes the bait

FYP :lol: The twat blocked me after i told him that he's full of shit. I've had to bite my tongue a few times. He's decent entertainment value if nowt else. He confused Cabaye with Kaboul, the daft spacker.

FYP

If it's a case of waiting it out and signing Gameiro or snapping up Camerone fucking Jerome tomorrow I'd rather wait. We don't have the pulling power we once did, let the lad get back from international duty and weigh up the offers on the table.

Valbuena looks like he's just strolled off the set of Grease.

Gibbson a has been? Wtf. He's shit though, I'd rather play Guthrie than him. There's always a lot of guff talked about Man United having 'bad' players. In years gone by it was Nicky Butt and Phil Neville, until recently it was Darren Fletcher and at the moment Michael Carrick seems to be getting a lot of stick. However, Darron Gibson is without a shadow of a doubt one of the worst players I've ever seen in a Man United shirt. Can't pass, can't tackle, just spanks it into row Z from 30 yards time and time again until one finds the top corner. I'd laugh my cock off if they signed him.

Was indeed, he got sky man of the match, mind you that was the worst premiership game i've ever seen. Classic Big Sam game though. Absolutely shocking game. Got a bizarre memory of fat Sam mincing across the pitch to his dugout after half time wearing a pink scarf. I'm not ashamed to say I was so bored I turned it off at half time and flicked back over at the end just in time to see our penalty. Awful match.

My initial thoughts on Cacapa were "fuck me, how skinny are his arms?" I was convinced Rozehnal was the next Jaap Stam though on the back of his performance at Bolton.

To be fair they're not just your regular 30 and 31 year olds, they're 30 and 31 year olds that have spent their entire careers at Man United. Just look at Ryan Giggs. He's 37, still playing at the top level and been conkers deep in every lass south of the M62.

That's the Henderson money gone

The RTG thread on the bid is fantastic. "Who is the mystery third player? I bet it's Welbeck!" "It's O'Shea" " "

That is cheap. http://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/galaxy-ripple-1.jpg

Fergie seems to really like O'Shea, I'd be surprised if he let him go.

Paddy McGuinness would be a good buy for them. Brown and Gibson are bobbins though.