David Icke - Son of God

If the iPhone app from last season is anything to go by then it'll be talked over by some work experience lad from the club in a way which couldn't make it any more obvious he knows what's going to happen.

That's what he looks like to me. Runs into the box and gets goals from a midfield position but not a tonne else.

Just had a look on RTG to gauge their opinion on last night. Surprise, surprise there are loads of threads on how Carroll was shite and every media outlet/football fan is wrong about his performance and prospects as well as quite a few bigging up Jordan Henderson, a man who would've probably had more impact warming the bench Seems they've done away with the red and white specs and just had their eyes lazered.

Rooney,Defoe, Carroll, Crouch Rooney, Defoe, Bent and Carroll.

Can we ban this lad, please?

So Cheryl Cole catches malaria, "nearly dies" and sells her story to the papers. Weeks later Drogba catches it and decides to play on. Blokes > wimmin.

He is, there's a 'documentary' about him and his dodgy eyes on YouTube.

Carroll is a better option that Crouch because he's is actually good in the air. Crouch shrinks about two foot when required to jump for a header. Not that you'll get a Tackem to admit that mind.

Coloccini is off to suck his finger.

He looks a right smarmy cunt. Compare his "these are my people" rant with the banning of dozens of fans who it's plain to see have done nothing wrong and have yet to be convicted of any crime and you'll see the type of bloke he is.

It's a shame as it used to be a really good place for general banter regardless of whether you were black and white or red and white. Unfortunately the mods and admins deemed there to be excessive levels of decent craic between fans and banned anyone from either side who either went to matches or just generally talked a bit of sense. It's full of kids and spastics like that Macar nowadays who froth at the mouth when we're mentioned yet can't help talking about us.

Not that I care in any way, shape or form about England but can you imagine the carnage on the SMB if Carroll is not only picked but scores against France?

I've been banned for life

It's not rubbish - I'm just trying to keep my feet on the ground. Just because we've won three on the bounce doesn't mean we're now the best team in the world - the way people on this forum instantly swipe at you the second you dare even think about a bit of criticism would suggest some think we are. Poor players don't become good players in the space of 2 weeks - I can't help but be hesitant. There's a difference between keeping your feet on the ground and talking negative crap though. We've just won three on the bounce, good players don't become crap in three days. It's not 'negative crap' though. If it was negative crap, I'd have said it was all a stroke of luck, that we did nowt right and that we won in spite of Hughton. I'm just making a couple of criticisms, not tearing the team apart. But you are talking crap though, because none of the players looked knackered at the end of the game Since when is that a criticism/negative? If anything it's a testament to how hard they worked The way your banging on, you'd think we were playing Real Madrid on wednesday. Big Sam probably wishes we were.

They pass around teams, they make them look ragged. I don't think our lot were any more tired than I'd expect them to be after 90 minutes. At the end of the day I trust Hughton's judgement on the players over anyone on here (yes, even you Jonny). If they're tired he'll drop them, if they're not he wont. Sorry - I slipped into the thought for a second that this was a forum. Forgot we aren't allowed to give opinions on here. Anything that goes against the majority, the winning team or King Hughton is instantly 'wrong'. Calm down, man Of course you're allowed to give your opinion, no one is stopping you. The vast majority of people on here though are of the opinion that your opinion is wrong.

They pass around teams, they make them look ragged. I don't think our lot were any more tired than I'd expect them to be after 90 minutes. At the end of the day I trust Hughton's judgement on the players over anyone on here (yes, even you Jonny). If they're tired he'll drop them, if they're not he wont.

You're missing the point again. This isn't an ordinary team in an ordinary season. Some of these players aren't good enough for the PL but they're playing above themselves and as a result, are putting more energy and workrate into performances. They'll burn out alot easier than a Robson team or us in the Championship etc. Just out of interest, who in the current starting 11 isnt good enough for the Premier League? Not necessarily not good enough, but i think Nolan, Simpson, Barton and Ameobi in particular are playing above themselves atm. Simpson I'd agree with. Nolan and Barton have both played to this standard before, just not with us. As for Shola I've given up trying to guess what to expect from him. One week we get Johan Cryuff, the next we get Jordi. I don't think it's anything to do with him being tired it's just how Shola is.

You musn't have been looking hard enough then, because Nolan and Ameobi were dead after about 60 minutes and Jonas looked off for the majority of the game. It's more likely that you're just wrong tbh. Or it's more than likely we were playing Arsenal.

Realistically? 3 years on something comparable to what Fat Sam at Blackburn or Coyle at Bolton is on.

Kevin Nolan's just got Virgin Media in.

His post match interview was fantastic. Extremely eloquent, very humble and his explanation of our game plan showed that Hughton is more than just a yes man who is getting a bit lucky. He really deserves to get picked in the next England squad.

So she texted Nolan, Nolan's lass found out and kicked off but they got married anyway and we're only being told about it now? I could not give a single fuck

I agree with this. Why tinker for the sake of it?

He'll be over the moon. He can book himself in to Tantastic at half 3 on Saturdays again.

? Said he had half a brain and hoped his cancer came back if I remember correctly.