David Icke - Son of God

They've brazenly stolen Blaydon Races so fuck them.

We don't have enough decent songs to mix it up too much. The atmosphere is by far and away at it's best when a few thousand people sing one song for 10 minutes +, it builds and gets to the point where everyone is pretty much forced into singing and kit noticably reduces the amount of grumbling. Give me that Ashley song (great way to mix criticism of him and support of the team by the way, kudos to whoever came up with that) over sporadic chants of Geordie Boot Boys and Who Are Yer for 90 minutes.

The Sun have lined up another EIGHT women who've slept with him in the last 18 months or so. Enough "for a couple of weeks of front pages". Including FHM's Tanya Robinson. Yesterday's front page said that Bridge's ex, has slept with five members of the Chelsea squad one of which was Gudjonsen (today's front page). Drogba is another who was sleeping with her at the same time as JT. The Sun is also paying Vanessa £250k to dish everything, including the fact that the "mystery" fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him. Terry has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife, who also has kids.

Gary Caldwell's alledged Twitter account is solid gold "Now that I'm Premiership, I'm looking forward to my shot on Jordan." "He's Bald, He's shit, He plays when no ones fit Senderos, Senderos... " "I can't get my head round Celtic selling Danny Fox..He's their best looking player. He's a dream boat." "What the fuck's a "blogger"? "I'm a blogger" this cunt says to me, "I write a blog"..Dae ye? Horse on pal."

It's that time of year again. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3336/3626387735_d8b9a2fbf2_m.jpg Assuming Geremi has gone one striker in.

The BBC just hoped and assumed that most of the thick Geordie c*nts watching would have missed that slight technicality. Rule no. 1 BBC current affairs programme makers - don't let facts get in the way of the agenda we're setting. These agents will have reputations for getting the best deals in third world sweatshops. The idea that Mike is touring Laos looking for a suitable warehouse is fucking bonkers, it's obvious that there'll be middle men.

At least it didn't just blame those deluded Geordies too much. I did a real life facepalm when they showed Kinnear and said "but he appointed another southerner".

It's going to have no impact. Go back to bed. OK dad in all of your wisdom I will retire ................ fucktard. Considering I've recently been banned for "needless abuse" I'm going to run to the teacher and insist you get clipped for that.

It's going to have no impact. Go back to bed.

It's nothing anyone in their right mind wouldn't have guessed - Sports Direct uses what is effectively slave labour to sell charvas their cheap clobber. Is it going to force him out? No. Will it make life slightly more uncomfortable for him professionally? I'd imagine so. I thought the bit about his ownership of NUFC were, for the most part, cliched bollocks. It didn't do anything to dispel the "we hate southerners" myth or the idea we're bipolar fuckwits and when one of your talking heads is Beefy you know your in trouble. It could've been so much better in that respect. Overall a thumbs down from me. Apart from the "Mike charged is £1 for a nibble of his KFC" bit. Solid gold

Unlikely considering they're probably giving us a few million for showing our games.

All of that and more.

Yesterday was shocking. It was clear that they were in awe of us for the first 10/15 minutes but rather than press them and change to a 442 we stuck with 451 and they eventually got a foothold. Even when they lost a man Butt was so anonymous for large parts of the game it wasn't really an advantage. His substitutions, which are usually very good, were piss poor too. Smith wasn't great yesterday but Butt was worse. Get him off rather than Smudger. I'd have taken Nolan off but Pancrate? Fucking hell.

"'Mr. Pink' sounds like 'Mr. Pussy'. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me. I'm Mr. Purple"

Are you a season ticket holder Ronaldo?

If Keegan was here he'd convince him Newcastle was closer to London than Fulham. I was just thinking someone like Keegan would have sold the club to the kid by now and he'd be in the bag. As it is I reckon the player wants to come but the agent is still hawking him around . If the fees higher he'll get a bigger cut. Shame he never convinced Modric of the same. We probably shouldn't have sent Dennis Wise to chat to him.

I'd rather fuck Wayne Bridge than the tranny.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/jan/29/premier-league-footballer-gagging-order

The quotes are from Daily Mail tbf. I know that, but it's your typical Vital Football article. Take some quotes, tack a completely fictional facts to them and hope nee fucker notices.

Vital Football, man

I think people are getting ahead of themselves here.

Face of Death will jinx it

One Size I'm not a fan.

Yup, deserves some credit for the debt thing. No excuse for every other mistake he's made mind, but that bit he got right. He had to pay it off. It's not like he did it out of the kindness of his heart. It's amazing how some fans just don't seem to realise the position we would have been in had that debt still been around the club. It's quite fortunate really, in a sick kind of way. I do realise it. I also realise that he had to pay them off due to clauses written into them about the sale of the club and it wasn't a charitable move on his part. In hindsight it was very fortunate given the current state of the club/football in general but lets not get carried away.

It's quite possible, but you've got to be in it to win it. If a Premier League club comes in and he goes there it's nowt to be upset about.