David Icke - Son of God

The club clearly aren't going to make a song and dance about confirming signings. The only confirmation we've got that Bassong has signed is the fact he's playing for us

I do. Get. The. Fuck. Out

Profitable Group are doing promotional work with the club, as highlighted by their takeover denial.

Clearly the lad out of Milli Vanilli

Why doesn't someone check GettyImages? They usually have photos of players from the stands during the game. I remember they had photos of Enrique up last year.

Is the website fucked for anyone else?

If he signs i'll eat my scrotum.

March according to the man himself. He came into my work and told a few people who were in at the time. Chopra also confirmed it to the above mentioned mate. Christ, I sound like a right smug ITK tit oh, i didnt realise it was common knowledge! ha ha hope he is, and the Mackems panic buy with Saha are someone like that! would love it. Simply due to the fact a mackem at work telling me that KJ is better than Michael Owen. Jesus wept Dave Kitson scored more goals than Jones last season, man.

March according to the man himself. He came into my work and told a few people who were in at the time. Chopra also confirmed it to the above mentioned mate. Christ, I sound like a right smug ITK tit

SSN say Chopra is unhappy that Keane has bought so many attacking players and that he spent most of last season stuck out on the right. They said he spoke with Hull yesterday. Mackem mate of mine went to Portugal and got talking to a few players, Chopra being one of them. MC told my mate that Keane had informed him he was no longer needed, to which he went off on a huge rant where he slagged off Jones ("I scored the same amount of goals as him!" etc.) and revealed KJ had a deal to Chelsea all but sewn up before he crocked himself.

26 and yes.

It's a bit like the Enrique deal. That was all but done, he was seen in the stands and he'd had a medical, butit took four or five days to actually be rubber stamped.

They could make a flm about that. Anyone think of a good name for it?

We still haven't technically announced Bassong, but we played him. Nee worries.

This is one type of Islam and it's not Sunni.

It gets replaced with a Concord Tandoori advertisement.

Is he/they/whoever richer than Abramovich ? Almost double his wealth IIRC.

Lets be completely honest about this, if Ashley was willing to sell up to the 6th richest person in the world it wouldn't be a bad thing Personally, I think it's utter cock.

Care to elaborate on the reasons it won't happen? I think Ashley has made it fairly clear that, for the right price, he would sell the club pretty quickly. So, I don't understand why every report of a sale is treated with derision on here No he hasn't. He's said he'd quite happily hear from investors who'd share the financial burden but he's always refuted reports he wants to sell.

No, we have those to moderate this forum! I mean a bit of pazazz! Showmanship Pah, I thought you meant backhand chops

Duff will do a Luque. Have a decent pre-season but either get sold or remain shite.

Don't what to assume, but does that say he's fucked off?

this was the case last year too, which I said at the time, but defenders are cheaper, or better business, or something Defenders should be bought until Taylor can no longer get in the reserve squad, let alone first team.

I'd imagine it'd be Donny, Hartlepool and Hertha along with our reserve games.

Jesus wept