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Had a missed call from my dad at ten to nine, assumed someone had died or Rafa had left so checked here. Turns out he wanted to know if I could come over for lasagna tomorrow.

May be Giggs, but the record transfer of each premier league club and the year the transfer was made...

Slow motion car crash, innit.

Cheaper than getting an Uber though, got to watch those pennies.

Can he play upfront?

Spare a thought for those long-suffering Arsenal fans though.

Their top isn't half going to clash with his hair.

Unfortunately the price of a decent 10-goal-per-season PL striker with 2 days to go in the window is probably about 3x what we'd be willing to pay.

Tell all the boys you know Dwight Gayle is gonna be sold If there's cash we can get To try and pay off Mike's debt Dwight Gayle is gonna be sold

Several West Ham fans in cuffs already in the concourse area where they're being searched.

aggro? Not especially football related, some local who decided my mate was "staring at his lass's tits" on Saturday night out in Huddersfield and repeatedly tried to offer him out for a fight and some Toon fan lads who weren't happy at us bollocking them for singing daft racist shite on Sunday on the way back. Neither ended with any punches thrown, just lots of stupid grandstanding.

Well that was a horrible weekend. Drank too much, had too much aggro. Absolutely hanging today.

Might as well lump on us going down, because there are no goals in this side at all.

Wow, we are fucking dire.

"You're the Aldi Jurgen Klopp" and "Shannon Matthews, she's under your bed" are the most inventive chants I've heard so far. I presume she was from Huddersfield. We also keep singing about Andy O'Brien for some reason.

Alice in Groomingland is in the Beast Market. Not making this up. https://imgur.com/rUGvND2

https://imgur.com/TDX44Ia

Just found this photo from 1am on my phone after taking that one. https://imgur.com/JDhkhxO

Must have done https://imgur.com/vkly7KP

I'm horribly hungover in the Boy and Barrel. The establishment opposite is called Alice in Groomingland.

Furry pride.

Just about to set off. CentrAle in central station gave us 10% off our train beers cos we're going to the march, which is nice. Got a selection of crafty cans.

Fantastic work again Will never stop donating to these guys.

Well it's a venomous pain in the cunt because now I have to keep checking my watch.