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Just spoke to a lass who reckons she was James Milner's first kiss. Random enough to believe her.

Neither of these teams can score from open play and Columbia will be happier for it to go to penalties, and the happier team always wins on penalties so we're out.

Look at those happy Columbians. I hate them.

You mean the Plea bargain

Had a quid on the first goal in Uruguay-Russia to be a direct freekick at 33-1, and 2 quid on Suarez to score in the first 15 minutes at 16-1, so that was a good goal for me

Some text maybe? "SportsDirect.com, UK's number one" repeated all the way up?

Seems pretty easy to make a good kit doesn't it? Strange so many professional sportswear designers struggle.

Plus where do you draw the line? If its for a mate's birthday and you get invited to Magaluf, do you go "Nah, I'll pay for everyone to go somewhere else" including shelling out for flights and spending money for mates of mates who've been invited but who you don't know? Then you're invited away to everyone's birthday and look tight if you don't go and pay for everyone. And you're always the arbiter of "Oh, can my brother in law come?" Sounds like it'd just cause rows and the kind of daft behaviour that ends up with you skint by 40, especially if your top flight career is over by 20-odd.

To be fair, he probably has mates that aren't absolutely minted that he might have wanted to go away with. These out of touch footballers having the audacity to go on holiday with their mates, outrageous. Surely he can afford to take them somewhere nicer and classier and still just as fun though? Then people would say he was a daft lad with more money than sense being taken for a mug and throwing his cash around on hangers on. See Sterling, the papers have a go at him for being cheap and buying batteries in Poundland/flying easyJet, and then the next day they're calling him a flash cunt for buying an expensive sink for his mam.

To be fair, he probably has mates that aren't absolutely minted that he might have wanted to go away with.

Aye, remember this next time someone says Ashley can't be stupid because he made a lot of money out of business ventures.

Hence the line in the diss track Fighting Trousers by Professor Elemental - "Sold out to Coca-Cola, used for a trend, and that means you're banned from using a pen."

Reminded of this just cos it came on in the pub as part of the build-up, but the rapper on Collapsed Lung's "Eat My Goal" went on to become Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer.

Something about those Tweets makes them sound like Trump tweets. Think it's the pronouncements followed by exclamation marks.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jun/15/david-squires-on-putin-spain-and-the-world-cup-2018-kick-off

Odd considering their current mantra. Wow! That is glorious! This lad gets it So it was all a big joke when this was first mentioned, smilies, deluded etc. Now it looks like it could happen he's not that good anyway! This place man!! :lol:

Shite.

They won't like that, mackems hate reading.

You are a better man than I

Going to turn out it was Ramos in a wig all along.

Oh no, how did he let her slip through his fingers?

Maybe Tom Hanks can save them, seeing as he decided to be a fan based on them having a silly name.

Occasionally think of this and laugh https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/4580758/Newcastle-United-have-five-year-plan-to-emulate-Aston-Villa.html

Did Footix's wife have a Chocobo she was good friends with and told him not to worry about?