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Exactly, Alli is a cunt, but if someone stands on your ankle in front of the ref you're going to go "Uh, send him off aye?" Just pointless ill discipline from someone who was meant to be the captain.

Why have they taken the digital clocks out of the corners? To stop us doing minute related applauses?

One of the main ways you can tell this year's Taiwan fake from the real one is that the fake has a proper embroidered puma logo and the real one has a cheapo iron-on plastic one.

Monumentally thick cunt. Basically the same kind of thing as when two players go head to head and one pushes their forehead at the other one. Soft as shit, thick as shit, because you're always going to get a red.

At the game and probably drunk because I think we're doing canny. Do we look that bad on the telly?

Chants of "It's tragic, you know, nobody wants Sissoko".

Anyone see any obvious problems here? Anyone who's not going to play? Fallen out with their manager? Handed in a transfer request? Gone to jail? Listed as a midfielder but been playing in nets? Just massively shit? height=700http://i.imgur.com/XRtnw2x.png[/img]

"Honestly, you complain when I don't feed the baby, you complain when I feed the baby nails, you're just never happy." It's true though. A lot of fans feel they need to be spoken to by the club on a regular basis. They need statements and what-not on the regular. The Chronicle love to trot that one out, that the club are silent...then the Owner talks, and that little Hamster faced Twat Mark Douglas comes out and stirs the pot about him talking. Because he says stupid things

Stuff like this

"Honestly, you complain when I don't feed the baby, you complain when I feed the baby nails, you're just never happy."

https://twitter.com/SkySports_Keith/status/896015230525984770

I knew Adam Ant would be involved.

Don't think he'll start on Sunday. Think it'll be Atsu and Ritcie on the wings. See, it's working already.

Don't worry lads, I've put him in my fantasy team.

They go up and down based on transfers, so if lots of people transfer them in, their price rises, if loads of people transfer them out, it drops. People usually make one or two transfers a week unless they're really struggling with injuries, because after your one free transfer (which you can carry over once) it costs you 4 points per player.

The smell of hops still always reminds me of match day.

This strip

Would be a bit of a sickener if you've already bought the home shirt for 55 quid?

He's in love with the shape of you.

On RTG it's mostly a meme from when someone described their mate (who they wanted people to sponsor or something) as a "massive lads fan", which made him sound like some crazed pederast.

New bewk, celebrating 20 glorious years at the SoL. Guess which other team is on the cover?

http://i.imgur.com/TN8qSor.jpg

The fuck is this? http://www.nufcdirect.com/nufc-second-skin-jumpsuit-845800?colcode=84580040 http://images.nufcdirect.com/images/products/84580040_l.jpg

Bogey team