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Give the players named so far have been Sissoko, Cisse, Ba and Marveaux it's looking increasingly likely West Ham were raided just because they did a deal with us dodgy lot rather than it's something that affects all clubs and we're just the first to hit the press.

Sunderland's down and Geordies going up I think Sunderland's going down and Newcastle's going up. They're going down, we're going up, etc etc

Use match thread now please. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,98713.0.html

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What type of food does this linesman like? Cous cous? Risotto?

Don't think he's been charged, the FA are just "investigating" the comments.

Jesus H - 1842 posts on the thread about our HMRC carry-on :lol: :lol: they are desperate, i even saw one of them saying it makes up for relegation , ffs :lol: If we don't get any points deducted, they'll start a letter writing campaign to the FA on RTG, I guarantee it.

Made the mistake of calling our quiz team Charnley's Accountants last night, which of course led to the running joke of the quiz master reading out that we got 15 in the first round and 12 in the second round for a total of 5.

Spurs fan attacks fellow supporter in 'Chelsea mix-up' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39729568

Fixed http://i.imgur.com/YgJmqbB.png

Used to knock around with my dad.

Could have been worse, they could have said Maxine.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-united-owner-mike-ashley-10303566 Um... Alan?

Are these lot dead and withered yet?

Mentioned this earlier, but often tax dodges aren't to save money, it's cos they're payments you don't want people to know you made and obviously if you whack them in your tax report they come out.

Of course the other worry is that hmrc now have our club computers and who knows what other dodgy stuff Ashley and Co have been up to.

Illegal payments to players is what got Swindon knocked down two divisions.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2d2hx7n_th.jpg

They've also got a separate thread where they're trying to come up with a song about it.

Opportunity to recycle this again I guess

What's the patter with this, like? Nowt on Google. Try twitter. But not at work.

Woken up to see Charnley getting nicked, Terry's pretend mam noshing someone off, Jordan saying the N-word on daytime telly and Barton done for betting. Gonna turn off twitter and go back to bed.

Let's hope they've done exactly the same as us, cos there's nee way the FA would let the Premier League be decided on a points deduction.

How come you pay less tax on money you get for image rights than you do for playing football anyway? Surely whether you're getting paid for scoring a goal cos you're a good footballer, or getting paid to model the new training gear cos you're a good footballer makes no odds? Or is your image sold as a product like a painting you'd done and cos VAT is lower than the top rate of income tax it works out cheaper?

I think this used to be a problem with the housing market, mortgages etc, where you could do all kind of dodgy shit just by claiming you value your shed at £3.2m or your rockstar mansion at £1. Unsurprisingly I think there are ways of demonstrating things are falsely valued to avoid money laundering by selling valuable properties for nowt or getting huge loans on worthless buildings.