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That's got 0-1 Darren Bent scoring in the 89th minute written all over it. takes off his shirt to reveal a pic of his Mam. Mass chicken dances in the stands.

Dangermouse and Co not seeing the funny side https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mag-on-the-pitch.1423047/

Outstanding

Tweet from a PNE fan https://twitter.com/sergiobiscuits_/status/975061713128222720

The Sun's headline for the Gibson story describes him as a player for the "Championship basement boys"

Going to be weird not having a local rival

Yep ? Makes sense now. Division 1 must be Mephistopheles‘s revenge. He’s landed them all in an ever present private hell. Echoes of Devil's Advocate, where Keanu Reeves does a deal with the devil and ends up having to defend a paedophile.

Why is the Spurs crest a stickman curling?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/blaming-ellis-is-a-bit-mag-esque.1421891/ This is why they will never amount to anything. Too scared to show any ambition for fear of being "mag-esque".

Safe now. Fire up the Europometer.

Need all six points today

Never ceases to be funny.

Soon as I read the headline I thought "Oh, dafties have got a hard-on for Lazio". Yep.

I remember photoshopping Geremi to be in a deerstalker with a magnifying glass because he said in an interview that he wanted to be a detective.

Imagine supporting a club where your legends are Quinn, Phillips and Ball.

Everyone using free hit in GW31? Or waiting till the doubles?

Looks really weird Maybe it looks better on massive 4KUHD tellies.

Match thread: https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=100139.0

Liverpool: Karius, Lovren, Alexander-Arnold, Robertson, Van Dijk, Henderson, Can, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Salah, Mane, Firmino. Subs: Mignolet, Milner, Gomez, Moreno, Lallana, Solanke, Matip. NUFC: Dubravka, Dummett, Lascelles, Lejeune, Yedlin, Merino, Atsu, Diame, Kenedy, Murphy, Gayle. Subs: Darlow, Clark, Ritchie, Hayden, Perez, Manquillo, Joselu Referee: Graham Scott (Oxfordshire) Attendance: 53,287 Final score: 2-0 40' Salah 56' Mane Booked: Sent off: Post-match reaction can found here: https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=100139.msg6664409#msg6664409 Television coverage: BT Sport Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

"One last point John"

If it looked like it was going to be competitive managers wouldn't want their best players playing in it and getting knacked.

To be fair, if you were one of the players in the team it would probably be great. Just wank for the rest of the population of the world.

Connect with him on snapchat with one of those puppy-ear filters, you'll probably see all of him.