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Got tickets for the beamback in the Platinum Club. How do you get into it from outside? Not been there for years.

Why are some of them heading for the exit at 60 minutes cos City have scored a second? What were they expecting? Why bother even going?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'REEEEEEEEEEEE NEW - CASSLE AN WE'RE GON-NA WIN THE LEAGUE

Is 23,213 an 'uddersfield 'tendance record?

Have these three on Sky come to a wake?

Buehler?... Buehler?... Buehler?

Huddersfield Town: Ward, Smith, Billing, Kachunga, Mooy, Lowe, Van La Parra, Wells, Schindler, Brown, Hefele. Subs: Coleman, Hudson, Hogg, Cranie, Payne, Lolley, Quaner NUFC: Darlow; Anita, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett; Ritchie, Shelvey, Diame, Colback, Atsu; Murphy Subs: Elliot, Yedlin, Gamez, Hanley, Gouffran, Perez, Gayle Referee: Roger East (Wiltshire) Attendance: 23,213 Final score: 1-3 10' Ritchie (pen) 33' Murphy 72' Mooy (pen) 90' Gayle Booked: Schindler Colback Anita Clark Shelvey Sent off: Television coverage: Sky Sports 1 HD Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

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GAN RADGE NECK COWIES

The best worst goal I've ever seen.

Holy shit, what more do you want?

But has he had any big misses today? I guess it doesn't count as a miss if someone puts the ball right across you in front of an open goal and you don't make any attempt to kick, head or chest it into the net.

Sad thing is, even if he won the Champions League and they went down, obviously from a fan's point of view it's great and you'd take it any day of the week but from a business point of view it's probably worse than going out and staying up, Which is absurd, finishing 17th in the Premier League shouldn't be a better prize than winning the fucking Champions League from any perspective.

Sky acting outraged that the architect of their perfect fairytale has been forced out, after they helped create the game where you absolutely cannot afford to fall off the Premier League cash train for the sake of sentimentality.

Pardew to take over and win the Champions League, N-O shut down forever.

Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Radgepackets, come out to plaa-ay.

How I feel every time I pop over for a look at RTG http://i.imgur.com/AHTpbIm.png http://i.imgur.com/iQsW6q5.png⁠⁠http://i.imgur.com/wwovyYx.png http://i.imgur.com/4rnYngk.png EDIT: This will probably look awful on mobile, never mind

Christ, Ellis Short looks like that Ukrainian politician after he was poisoned.

Pie-eating goalkeeper Wayne Shaw forced to quit Sutton Utd http://news.sky.com/story/pie-eating-goalkeeper-wayne-shaw-resigns-from-sutton-utd-10776585 Edit:Ah, already discussed in the other games thread

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As soon as you're a footballer you have to have your burgers on a brioche bun, with your chips served in a little wheelbarrow or some shit and your artisan coke poured from a vintage style bottle into a jam-jar.