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They'll get an unexpected win against one of the big boys, but won't win all of the "winnable" games IMHO. It's been this that's saved them previously, they've looked down and then pulled a win against Liverpool, Man City or Chelsea out of their arse from nowhere. This year though an unexpected gift of three points like that will probably just mean they finish 19th instead of 20th.

My app gives Colback MotM with a score of 7 out of 10. Imagine that sums it up.

Match thread now please: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=98642.msg6315711#msg6315711

Birmingham City: Kuszczak, Bielik, Shotton, Robinson, Nsue, Grounds, Tesche, Kieftenbeld, Davis, Gardner, Jutkiewicz Subs: Legzdins, Gleeson, Donaldson, Adams, Maghoma, Frei, Dacres-Cogley NUFC: Darlow, Dummett, Lascelles, Hanley, Anita; Gouffran, Colback, Diame, Ritchie; Perez; Murphy Subs: Elliot, Gamez, Shelvey, Atsu, Gayle, Mitrovic Referee: Simon Hooper (Wiltshire) Attendance: 19,796 (Away 3,229) Final score: 0-0 Booked: Robinson Sent off: Post-match reaction can be found from here http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,98642.msg6316174.html#msg6316174 Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

He 's a fucking idiot Johnson sympathiser making himself look like a cock. He fits in well. He's been very invested in "We're in the league above playing with the best in England and Newcastle are in a joke of a lower league and that's absolutely all that matters" all season. Can't see how that might bite him on the arse.

Isn't a rollneck just a jumper with a non-detachable snood?

Should be easy enough to splice in.

So do I uncap/sell Lukaku then? Or will he just keep playing and banging them in in spite of telling Everton he's fucking them off? https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/mar/14/everton-romelu-lukaku-contract-sign-champions-league-chelsea

Heaving in the platinum club.

Reading: Al-Habsi, Gunter, Blackett, McShane, Moore, Van den Berg, Kelly, Mutch, McCleary, Grabban, Kermorgant. Subs: Jaakkola, Evans, Beerens, Swift, Obita, Williams, Popa. NUFC: Darlow, Gamez, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett, Ritchie, Shelvey, Colback, Gouffran, Perez, Murphy Subs: Elliot, Hanley, Mbemba, Anita, Atsu, Diame, Gayle. Referee: Andy Davies (Hampshire) Attendance: 23,121 Final score: 0-0 Booked: Gunter Sent off: - Post-match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=98626.175 Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Stayed in a mate's flat on an away trip to Villa and there happened to be an entire bucket of Haribo there. One of our lot was very unwell with Haribo overdose for the rest of the trip.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-set-unveil-major-12692462 Looks like we're going to hear who we're getting on our kits soon. Headlines: We're sticking with Puma next season and have a "long term relationship" with them. Our new sponsor "will compare favourably to English football’s top clubs", whatever that means. St James' Park naming rights are not part of the deal and the name won't be changing.

Up the stairs where Keegan defended Cole being sold basically. Cheers

Got tickets for the beamback in the Platinum Club. How do you get into it from outside? Not been there for years.

Why are some of them heading for the exit at 60 minutes cos City have scored a second? What were they expecting? Why bother even going?

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Is 23,213 an 'uddersfield 'tendance record?

Have these three on Sky come to a wake?

Buehler?... Buehler?... Buehler?

Huddersfield Town: Ward, Smith, Billing, Kachunga, Mooy, Lowe, Van La Parra, Wells, Schindler, Brown, Hefele. Subs: Coleman, Hudson, Hogg, Cranie, Payne, Lolley, Quaner NUFC: Darlow; Anita, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett; Ritchie, Shelvey, Diame, Colback, Atsu; Murphy Subs: Elliot, Yedlin, Gamez, Hanley, Gouffran, Perez, Gayle Referee: Roger East (Wiltshire) Attendance: 23,213 Final score: 1-3 10' Ritchie (pen) 33' Murphy 72' Mooy (pen) 90' Gayle Booked: Schindler Colback Anita Clark Shelvey Sent off: Television coverage: Sky Sports 1 HD Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

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The best worst goal I've ever seen.