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Wow, just imagine, the very top flight! The Premier League lads, picture it! Also this Sets out one question and answers another. "Did you make the wrong decision?" "I try and make the right decisions"

They've both been pretty graceful about various things in the past. They've been a better class of mackem than we've had in the past, although it's easier to be magnanimous when you're beating us 6 times in a row and relegating us than when you're going down with record point totals and getting beat 5-1.

Spelled incorrectly? Would sum it up. Don't tell them if they've not paid yet.

I mean on one hand, there's not better way of making a club your own than the kind of total clear out relegation brings. My worry is if he starts making demands about how much freedom or funds he gets our lot will go "Nar, don't need a manager who'll be awkward and want players for the team instead of as a spin on the sell-on gambler, certainly ain't payin' 'im that much neither, came up last time with that Irish geezer we found in the locker room and he was practically free."

Two wins that sent us down http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/12/newcastle-united-relegated-key-moments-that-resulted-in-the-drop/

My taxi driver this morning was a mackem (of course) and reckoned it was a sellout last night and all the empty seats must have been season ticket holders on their holidays

Said in the interview before we last nearly went down "From now on we'll be making our own luck." Well, he got that right.

What was the pitch invader about then? Didn't show him on TV, he got a cheer so I presume he was exposing a massive "We sent the Mags down" commemorative tattoo.

Marlon Harewood in Inspector Gadget's coat.

What a load of absolute unmitigated fucking shite.

Went all the way down there once on a coach, which took 6 hours, and the match was fucking cancelled because it rained and got into the floodlights.

Everton and Watford are in free fall. Sunderland might lose both their games just so it's a final kick in the cunt when we can't beat Spurs anyway.

"Other Sports" would be good for the forum. Aye I reckon so. NFL, NBA, baseball, darts, golf, MMA etc. There'd be plenty to fuel it. Yup...and boxing Put football in there as well, then lock it and delete it.

You know what our lot are like, we'll not announce if he's staying or not for a month, he'll leave, we'll have a caretaker in charge for the first 8 games of the season, hire a nobody, let him fuck up any chance we have of coming back up, then panic and sack him far too late to make a difference.

See as soon as things started going tits up he went from the responsibility lying at "moi dowah" to saying he has nowt to do with it, he just picks the people who run it.

Well, with any luck we can screw up their promotion next season, either by beating them or at least failing miserably when we play their rivals.

It's always sad to see clubs like Charlton and Blackpool being screwed over, but if there's any set of fans who got the owners they deserve, it's Villa.

The result of years of abuse and neglect.

What? How? You don't speak any other language aside from cunt. To be fair, he's fully fluent in cunt. He thinks in cunt and then translates it into English to speak.

Get the match abandoned, give us a 3-0 victory.

Speaking of Forest, when Villa and Forest meet next season, it'll be the first time ever two European champions have played each other in the second tier of any country.

Do we reckon this is a Blackburn-style one off, or will they be challenging again next season? They've got an opportunity to win the Champions League now Fair warning for all these new fans of their across the globe, we were class when the Premier League started getting big on Scandinavian TV and it's locked a load of Scandinavians into decades of misery supporting this bunch.

Isn't planning the exact minute you're going to clap the polar opposite of spontaneous applause?

I'll be honest, part of me wanted Leicester to fuck it up in the end but can't take anything away from them, it's an amazing achievement. Twitter is now unfortunately full of this stuff...