BlueStar

Holy shit, what more do you want?

But has he had any big misses today? I guess it doesn't count as a miss if someone puts the ball right across you in front of an open goal and you don't make any attempt to kick, head or chest it into the net.

Sad thing is, even if he won the Champions League and they went down, obviously from a fan's point of view it's great and you'd take it any day of the week but from a business point of view it's probably worse than going out and staying up, Which is absurd, finishing 17th in the Premier League shouldn't be a better prize than winning the fucking Champions League from any perspective.

Sky acting outraged that the architect of their perfect fairytale has been forced out, after they helped create the game where you absolutely cannot afford to fall off the Premier League cash train for the sake of sentimentality.

Pardew to take over and win the Champions League, N-O shut down forever.

Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Radgepackets, come out to plaa-ay.

How I feel every time I pop over for a look at RTG http://i.imgur.com/AHTpbIm.png http://i.imgur.com/iQsW6q5.png⁠⁠http://i.imgur.com/wwovyYx.png http://i.imgur.com/4rnYngk.png EDIT: This will probably look awful on mobile, never mind

Christ, Ellis Short looks like that Ukrainian politician after he was poisoned.

Pie-eating goalkeeper Wayne Shaw forced to quit Sutton Utd http://news.sky.com/story/pie-eating-goalkeeper-wayne-shaw-resigns-from-sutton-utd-10776585 Edit:Ah, already discussed in the other games thread

This thread

As soon as you're a footballer you have to have your burgers on a brioche bun, with your chips served in a little wheelbarrow or some shit and your artisan coke poured from a vintage style bottle into a jam-jar.

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Anyone posted this shot of the surfer yet? http://i.imgur.com/pOCXTYV.png

Thinking about what, progressing in the FA Cup?

Mate asking Facebook if he should cash out or hold out. Unusual combination of bets, I'll grant you. http://i.imgur.com/8KNRhPZ.png

Sounds like a Mackem literacy campaign.

FT

Last chance, free kick

GRRRRRRRR

Too early to bring Gayle on?

Use match thread now please. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,98580.0.html

Had to wield the del-hammer I'm, afraid, for clarification no stream discussion at all.

We mathematically can't finish bottom, think we'll be ok.