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Maybe he's just joined a Chinese club like when you could join Spanish club at school?

At a guess I'd say he's thinking buy players like Townsend and go up champions or don't and go up in second place.

Sure we have a back-up plan

Reading Twitter jokers have managed to get a made up rumour of a potential signing on their version on the Chronicle.

They'll be looking to sign Terry Hibbert at this rate.

Oh, they've got a drum dickhead, don't want them to win any more.

Beat Palace in the final

Not this one

Goal for Barrow! The man fell in the Jarrow Couldn't get out for shouting out Goal for Barrow!

Rotherham fans in the Charles Grey singing "Stanley d up if you 'ate Wednesday" then changed to "Stand up if you' ate Sunderland". They were really belting it out as well, dunno of they've got any beef with them or just wanted to be our football friends.

Crashed into a parked car in the early hours of the morning and ended up with the car on the roof, which suggests some excessive speed if nowt else.. His mate who was also in the car was seriously injured, not sure which of them was driving though.

I love these reports just for the juxtaposition of the matter-of-fact legalese and the pure radge torrent of filth in the middle of it. "Mr Shelvy is indeed bald."

Oldschool Monty Magpie is the most dapper fucker around, the perfect gentleman in his top hat but you can just see from the glint in his eye that he could fuck you right up with one twist of his wrist.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/nufc-fans-join-standing-ovation-12484810#ICID=FB-Chron-main Clearly really tragic for everyone involved, but the applause on X minute is getting over the top now.

I've never met a mackem in real life that was anything like the denizens of RTG.

There's a difference between losing your mind over some random piece of completely unsubstantiated tabloid scuttlebutt and being concerned by "Club's official media partner suggests proven idiot owner is imposing exactly the same idiotic rules he has with other managers".

Pro Evo 2011 goal.

Mint

Is he allowed to ref other teams' matches when he's not playing for Man U?

https://twitter.com/ThePLZone/status/821365276025438209

Rafa Benitez responds to reports Mike Ashley is taking a closer role in transfers http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-responds-reports-mike-12466747#ICID=FB-Chron-main

http://i.imgur.com/S2mYMmJ.jpg Looks like the entrance to a particularly wank nightclub or casino. Come to Juventus this Saturday, trebles for doubles and Wee Willy on the mic!

In case he gets injured or in case he does a racism? Have Birmingham got any Moroccans?