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They have the same cognitive dissonance with us. "Everyone hates the mags, laughing stock of football" and then 2 minutes later "Magedia, everyone's biased in favour of the mags"

Just watching some women's football highlights an the commentator is referring to Notts Country by their nickname of the LadyPies.

Didn't the club threaten the Magpie Brand shirt with legal action for using the word 'magpie'? They're not going to get arsey about us using the Monty Magpie image, are they? Or will they not care cos they'#re not being sold? Hope not, looks class. Love some classic Monty.

He's good at missing penalties, isn't he.

That was his defence, in true Manuel style http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36433061

"Most England fans are relived it wasn't Portugal, they're not thinking that now" Yeah, I'm sure they'd prefer to be 8-0 down.

Second line doesn't scan.

Does it matter if we go through? Any country we face with a population higher than Antarctica will eviscerate us anyway, so we're not winning the thing.

How is it choreographed? Do they count one Mississippi, two Mississippi in their heads? Does someone stand at the front and wave a flag when to do it? Knowing how fast our lot sing it'll just be oof-oof-oof-oof.

Crisp packets have tensile stength. Poppadoms for me. Prawn cracker palms? Mebbies, like, a beef borger?

Fucking hell, we really are desperate to get out of Europe.

Hahaha, go on Iceland

Unpleasant secret camera footage of England fans coming up on C4 News, if the headlines are anything to go by.

What a nice lady http://www.sunderlandecho.com/our-region/sunderland/nazi-woman-s-vile-racist-display-at-sunderland-school-1-7983936

http://i.imgur.com/vjrBB81.jpg

That's a pretty big assumption, they've fucked up straight lines before, god knows what they'll do with something as intricate as a fucking shield.

Could they not at least have made the cape the same shade as the stripes so we don't have black 'n' black stripes on it?

What the fuck is this Batman shit? http://www.voetbalshirtjes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/NUFC-kit-2017-600x795.jpg

How likely are they to fuck about with the dates for TV? Can't remember what it was like last time compared to the Prem, and not sure if the new Friday night fuckery makes changes more or less likely. What's the best way to get an alert of a fixture change so I can adjust my leave requests?

Just realised my parents are currently in Russia

How many? Could do another sweep.

SAFC - FTM! NUFC - OROC!