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Shearer http://i.imgur.com/sWuzYfP.png

ffs Who knew Fulham fans were so savage?

Has he trained as an administrator?

Neutrals seem delighted to see the back of them Didn't realise how much Inter hate them.

Do they have to ship these to us if we win it?

Has Moyes said they're in for a relegation fight next season yet?

Nah. At least he can go back to his life hunting Pokémon.

http://i.imgur.com/FvHn9Si.jpg

Southampton have missed a pen against Hull too. "We want Moyes out" ringing around.

Mass brawl at the SoL

Dean Saunders on BT Sport -"Rafa wants to be careful making demands, because Mike Ashley has sacked Shearer and sacked Keegan, and it's a brave man who sacks Alan Shearer" Shearer was caretaker and not given the job full time and Keegan walked you Dilbert.

The payet deal is under investigation I assumed that myself because of the Marseilles link, but I've not read it reported anywhere.

Can these lot be officially flushed today? Edit: Here we go

Give the players named so far have been Sissoko, Cisse, Ba and Marveaux it's looking increasingly likely West Ham were raided just because they did a deal with us dodgy lot rather than it's something that affects all clubs and we're just the first to hit the press.

Sunderland's down and Geordies going up I think Sunderland's going down and Newcastle's going up. They're going down, we're going up, etc etc

Use match thread now please. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,98713.0.html

Cardiff: McGregor, Richards, Joe Bennett, Morrison, Manga, Hoilett, Halford, Whittingham, Gunnarsson Subs: Peltier, Ralls, Noone, Pilkington, Connolly, Lambert, Murphy. NUFC: Elliot, Yedlin, Mbemba, Clark, Dummett, Hayden, Colback, Atsu, Perez, Diame, Murphy. Subs: Darlow, Sterry, Haidara, Lazaar, Shelvey, Gouffran, Mitrovic Referee: Graham Scott (Oxfordshire) Attendance: 23,153 (4,282 NUFC) Current score: 0-2 55' Atsu 65' Hayden Booked: Richards Sent off: Post match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,98713.450.html Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

What type of food does this linesman like? Cous cous? Risotto?

Don't think he's been charged, the FA are just "investigating" the comments.

Jesus H - 1842 posts on the thread about our HMRC carry-on :lol: :lol: they are desperate, i even saw one of them saying it makes up for relegation , ffs :lol: If we don't get any points deducted, they'll start a letter writing campaign to the FA on RTG, I guarantee it.

Made the mistake of calling our quiz team Charnley's Accountants last night, which of course led to the running joke of the quiz master reading out that we got 15 in the first round and 12 in the second round for a total of 5.

Spurs fan attacks fellow supporter in 'Chelsea mix-up' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39729568

Fixed http://i.imgur.com/YgJmqbB.png

Used to knock around with my dad.

Could have been worse, they could have said Maxine.