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Cattermole is now the second player in Premier League history to be booked more than 10 times in four different seasons, joining Robbie Savage.

Poyet off, Steve Bruce going absolutely mental, having to be held back from battering him. Dunno what he said to him but it's sent him into a frothing rage.

Mackems

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/11445146/England-player-arrested-for-sex-with-14-year-old-according-to-report.html

http://i.imgur.com/uvxTlcY.png Mum, Dad.... There's something I need to tell you. I'm goalkeeper.

Every time they went to the poor bugger watching this one on SSN he looked like he was about to hang himself. Eventually he just started holding up hand written signs 'It's still 0-0 Jeff'

Story on Monday from Ryder about how Carver loved his mum and how Bobby Robson and Mufasa appeared to him in the clouds the other day then.

Mods are all partying on the N-O yacht. If someone could make a match thread in this format http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,90518.0.html which is can edit/update on my phone it would be appreciated.

Fucking hell, thank God I missed that.

You can't even throw a black guy off a train while shouting "we're racist" without someone accusing you of being racist these days, it's ridiculous.

The 'they're not really fans' stuff is classic 'no true Scotsman'.

Are we going for the ugliest backroom and boardroom staff award? Carver and his touchline goons are bad enough and the photo accompanying that article looks like a peek inside Jim Henson's workshop.

Managed not to lose to Hull and Palace http://i.imgur.com/rQQYQAI.gif

We don't want Carver, we want champagne!

OGC sideways looks like a little stick man having a tug.

UEFA's position on what he's doing is a pathetic cop-out. How can you not say if it would be a conflict of interests until it actually comes up? What happens if Newcastle and Rangers both qualify for the UEFA Cup, you go "Ah, that's not allowed - you've got two weeks to reorganise the ownership of one or both clubs?" How can this be seen as only a hypothetical situation? If it looks like we're both going to qualify and that might cause problems, it is not going to potentially end up being beneficial for Ashley to make us lose games so his favoured club definitely gets the spot? And if we're then seen as deliberately folding to clubs who still have a chance of winning the league or whatever, how is that fair on their rivals? The entire thing is bonkers man, make a decision you spineless twats.

I love the fact he basically says "That's what's great about the FA cup." Yeah, great if you're a neutral or a Bradford fan, if you've howked it all the way down there to see Sunderland meekly surrender to League One opposition you're not going to be consoled by it being an example of the romance of the competition you've just been dumped out of.

Agreed

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/sunderland-afc/the-press-is-the-problem-not-me-insists-sunderland-boss-gus-poyet-1-7108218?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

Hardly surprising he doesn't acknowledge them when they can't even spell his name. Poyey FFS! It's only 5 letters You're talking about a fanbase who suggested "He came from Paraguay, to beat the Mags on Sky" as a chant.

Poyet laughing, joking, dancing and juggling on a unicycle at full time if RTG is to be believed. Disgusting behaviour.

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