BlueStar

Of we win by five we get out of the relegation zone.

He's certainly the most reasonable mackem we've had, although it's easier to be reasonable when watching your side win the derby six times on the bounce.

Nearly http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mXpAOr7mJH8/UF2Lii7UA3I/AAAAAAAADGw/ZzQTg3KjKdc/s1600/rafa-benitez-magic.gif

We were pathetic in the relegation season but that team would trounce this one. Debatable but the off field stuff trounces anything else we'll probably ever see at the club. Still 20-odd games to go yet man, don't count your chickens

Shots: 0 On target: 0 Possession: 23% Care: 5

Three steps forward? When did this happen? Did I miss it?!

Didn't realise he used to be Ron Weasley. http://i.imgur.com/qtDqfQs.jpg

We must move forwards, not backwards, upwards, not forwards, and forever twirling, twirling towards the Championship

Aye, it kind of fell apart after that.

Also "We're shit and we're sick of it"

Holy shit are we only 55 minutes into this game, please make it stop.

Was that "You're not fit to wear the shirt" I can hear in the background?

We are utterly turboshit, if we're not relegated there's no justice in the world whatsoever.

Now you know how India feels about Karakash.

Nice cross, shame there's nee cunt there.

Strange, considering we're seventh in terms of numbers of arrests http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/football-arrests-201415-figures-revealed-6904749

what was said? Nowt, they're still trailing ti as "coming up"

Sky Sports News are about to discuss McClaren's "training ground bust-up" with his players.

Just got out the ground and into the pub. Was freezing and empty at the end. Traumatised some kids behind me with my language for the second goal. So fucking easy. Easily dispossessed, easily walked through, easy cross, easy free header. They were first to every ball, won every 50/50. We had no tempo, no drive, no creativity, no leadership, nobody saying at 1-0, 2-0, "OK, this is what we're going to do". Sure it was said at the time on here, but fuck knows what swapping Mitrovic for Cisse was meant to do, just a different striker to wander around with no service and no ability to make something for himself.

A Spurs fan I know was at a game where a bloke stood up and shouted "DURKIN, YOU FUCKING GHERKIN!" Sat down and turned to his mate to sheepishly say "That's not Durkin, is it." Someone corrected him by shouting "ELLERAY, YOU PIECE OF CELERY!"

http://i.imgur.com/BKeQIGt.jpg

What a flattering photo of glistening mackem specimens

We wouldn't sell the stand as soon as it looks any good though.

England and Switzerland have four letters the same, but the score would read Eng-Swi and the remaining letters would spell Land-tzerland Checkmate, atheists.