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Use the match thread now please http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,96587.0.html

Pre-match threads are getting shorter and shorter as people run out of fucks to give, I'm sure we could chart them on a graph to plot the loss of interest.

Carver will have the same problem Pardew had, he'll bang on about how important it is not to lose and show them classic derbies until they're fucking shitting it. When we were reliably beating them every season, our lads looked relaxed and the mackems always looked either terrified or too wound up putting stupid challenges in.

That's not the real Liam?

Outside at half time

This is their biggest crowd of the season. Sorry, was.

DefoeInaRow @mackemboy1879 · Feb 12 I guarantee you won't see a single "Sack Poyet" banner in our stadium, simply because we aren't as stupid as the scum #SAFC #NUFC #FTM

I was wondering who the fuck was singing "We've only got ten men" and why

Booed onto the pitch

BBC Live Text

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Lovely red and white knitted hat there with "SUNDERLAND" all the way around the circumference, so you just have DER emblazoned on your forehead.

Villa are going to double their GS at this rate.

Mackems fighting with stewards, trying to get to Poyet.

Massive Mackem exodus!!! Hundreds streaming out

Should be three, Villa miss a sitter from inside 6 yards.

O'Shea That is fucking abysmal, that is the most flaccid defending I've seen all season and I've been watching us.

Hopefully the pending investigation will expose a load of dodgy dealings on Ashley's part too. Pretty much our only hope is him dipping below the incredibly low bar of the fit and proper test.

Football fan, 44, fighting for life after gang attack following Wolves match Fucking hell

Pretty scathing piece in the Mag about it http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/03/nufc-fans-forum-members-must-resign-salvage-respect/

Hasn't the fans' forum been whittled down to spineless twats who just ask about stuff like stadium tours and concourse lighting out of fear they'll not be allowed back?

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_XlmRbWcAAUjyc.jpg

I'd love to hear the way he pronounced fracas Exactly what I said yesterday when I read that on my phone.

Reads like a fucking QVC pitch. "And the good thing about the Janmaatt is it's just super versatile! Is your squad cluttered up with all these different types of player? If you're a Man United, and one say you need a wingback - slips right on in there." "Wow, easy as that? That's great for elderly relatives, or Dutchmen who have difficulties selecting the right team." "I know, right? It's so simple, evem David Moyes could utilise him. But that's not all! Bid now and we'll throw in your pick of promising academy players at no extra cost."