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http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-rejects-accusations-fielded-8379134 Even got Ryder confused

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-says-wants-head-8379049

I told you Newcastle should be careful what they wished for, without Pardew they can't even beat Leicester in the cup.

John Cardew.

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Another dimension - the second.

Be better for him to play Spurs first, no expectations.

Don Hutchison hates him as much as us, sticking the boot in on Twitter again

Would basically be a business appointment rather than a football one, Ashley promoting from within and seeing team captain to team manager a natural progression, like someone moving from store manager to regional manager when a position becomes vacant. If course football isn't like selling trackie bottoms, but he's not worked that out so far so he probably never will.

Presumably as captain he agreed with Pardew's team selection, so we might just end up being managed by Pardew by proxy, still cursed with Goufran starting every match.

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SSN say reports compensation agreed premature.

All that trying to get him sacked during a period of awful results, accepting it's not going to happen after a little blip of form and then having another club paying £2 million to take him away a month later would just be weird. Like War of the Worlds, where earth throws all of its firepower at the invaders in vain and then they just catch the common cold and keel over and die.

Sadly if they get that bit so wrong, maybe the headline is wrong too.

Go for Ronald De Boer, cheaper and genetically identical.

I don't mind worrying about Newcastle's future. At least I'll feel something. /emo

The gods have decided we aren't miserable enough, after Pardew's career saving run vanquished any hope from our minds and left us in a numb state of apathy knowing he would never get sacked, fate gives us the cruelest glimmer of hope just to open up the wounds.

Colo was trying to get out of his contract as a player to fuck off to Argentina, why's he going to want to stick around and manage us?

Watch Ashley fuck this up by demanding too much compensation or something.

That's the imperezion that I get?

Our song for him is fucking shit, doesn't rhyme, doesn't scan. Can we at least go for 'Woooooaaaaahhh, Perez is on fire' until we get something better?

Padrew coming 'back from the dead' was a good media angle. Being pretty shit again isn't, they're just not interested. The only quirky media angle they've run on about it is the little quip about it's the infamous "Manager of the Month curse". So again, mysterious forces completely out of his hands.