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The best thing about this transfer window is that we were too incompetent to sell the player we were trying to cash in on. Amazing, really.

Every time I read that statement I expect it to end "And Mike Ashley is cooler than me and he can have all my sweets. Signed Alan Pardew, real signature not faked, if destroyed still true."

JFK last month "We're fighting hard. There's two or three of us who all seem to be wrapped around the same players and as I said to Mike [Ashley] this is a serious battle that we need to win." Pardew last month "“I’m pushing Joe to get a transfer in. We need a boost now. ” Suddenly today "It's fine, we don't need any players, we bought who we needed in January, shut up."

So why did we need a gameplan when we didn't need to sign anyone? Why did we need to hire JFK to handle transfers when we'd already made our transfers 8 months ago?

Suggestion of a sit-in after the Hull game gaining momentum on twitter.

You get another wildcard in Jan anyway.

http://i.imgur.com/CyyT8ii.png Dunno if I'm relying too heavily on Arsenal and Chelsea, but that seems to be where the value is Might tinker when I've earned a bit of money by having the obvious ones in until Friday.

Ukranian rumour source is this guy http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/allo-allo-ashley-to-sell-newcastle-to-his-ukrainian-double/

http://i.imgur.com/yf78omu.jpg Spent less than Whitley Bay

Quite concerning how everyone else has strengthened.

So could have just fucking played against City and West Ham then.

There was an official one last season, but it seems to have vanished this season. Fantasy Football Buddy is an unofficial android one that seems to do the trick.

Who was? As far as i'm concerned Van Persie was but it seems quite a debatable subject. But Van Persie is 30. They can get another 6 years of play time and shirt sales out of Bale, so he's worth more even if he's not a better player.

"Popcorn's done, chuck it on then Alan." http://i.imgur.com/zYxdqQ6.jpg

Louis Theroux needs to do a documentary on professional transfer deadline background wankers. What childhood trauma inspires people to get up in the morning and and head out to shuffle around gawping outside a training ground trying to stay in shot?

Newcastle boss Pardew prepared for late bid for Yohan Cabaye http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-boss-pardew-prepared-late-5826796?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter http://i.imgur.com/ivgi13l.png

Kinnear should never have sold him.

Hope he steps on a plug.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/8901005/ Dunno what's gone wrong with their first sentence, had to read it about three times.

New article just put on the Chronic. New quotes, or were these from yesterday? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/alan-pardew-no-idea-yohan-5823915?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Only just heard about him suspending Bardsley for laughing about their opening day defeat on Instagram

Wonder how that guy with the Di Canio tattoo's feeling

He's going to live on that for a long time. May mean that they stick with him for a fatally long time.

Bwahahahahahaha

Looking fucking woeful at the moment, Palace should be a couple up.